[Open Int. Steven's House]
(Steven eats cream corn and puts the can in the counter.)
Steven: And he's done it! He's eaten four cans of cream corn!
Pearl: Good Afternoon, Steven.
Steven: Guys, check this out!
Amethyst: Steven in the house! whatcha got? whatcha got?
Steven: I got four empty cans of Colonel Kernel's Classic Creamed Corn!
Steven: Yeah, and on the back are five dollar coupons for mini-golf. I ate four cans, so we all can go together.
Pearl: That's so thoughtful, Steven. Unfortunately though, uhh...
Amethyst: We gotta go in a mission...
Steven: What? Not again! But you guys promised we'd hang out!
Garnet: A dangerous artifact has appeared in the Northern Hemisphere, we need to go retrieve it.
Steven: But mini-golf is so much fun! There's castles, and windmills, and I like it, and- oh look what I brought!
(Steven heads towards the golf stuff.)
Steven: I pulled out my dad's old clubs and also found a pair of his old golf pants; They are a little big on me, but you can wear them Garnet!
(Pearl and Amethyst chuckle.)
Amethyst: See ya, buddy!
Pearl: We will bring you something back!
Steven: Well you're not the only ones with the dangerous adventures to tackle.
(Steven starts to play Mini Golf Quest and eat chips.)
Steven: Awww yeah! You recieved the Mythril Putter *imitates game sound*
Steven: *reads the character lines* Don't worry Professor. We're gonna sink 'em all! *chuckles*
Steven: Uh oh; *Windmill enemy appears* Oh windmill. Why must we always fight? Man, it would've been just like this!
(Steven keeps playing until the next day.)
Steven: I can't lose! I am the greatest golfer in the Universeeeeee *boom boom boom* *laughing* Alright! Secret ending!
Pearl: Hey, Steven! We're baaaack!
Ace: Project F.L.O.G! That's golf backwards.
(Cryogenic capsule starts opening.)
Ace: What is this?
Amethyst: *Suddenly appears* HEY STEVEN. Wanna hear about where we've been?
Steven: Un -- Oh! Wait! Wait, hold on!
Ace: Two nine two thousand fourteen? But that was the date he disappeared!
Steven: *Amethyst lands front of Steven* HEY!
Garnet: Steven! Look at this.
(Ace keeps talking in the background.)
Amethyst: It's the Wailing Stone we found!
Garnet: The Wailing Stone I found.
Pearl: Isn't it neat? It uses high frequency sound as a message...
Pearl: ...Between two points!
Amethyst: Look, you just have to push THIS!
(The Wailing Stone activates, interrupting Pearl and making the TV break.)
Pearl: *Pushes the button again* Amethyst, I told you not turn it on the house!
Amethyst: Hahaha, Chill out P, it's not like anyone got hurt, and Steven LOVED IT! - Steven?
Steven: THAT WAS THE SECRET ENDING! Now I have to replay the final dungeon all over again! It's not fair! I can't go mini-golfing, I can't play my game, I can't stop going into the bathroom because I ate all that Cream Corn, so much Corn...*sigh* I just wish I'd a place for myself.
(Steven's gem starts glowing.)
Steven: Huh? My gem!
(Rose's Symbol starts glowing in the Temple Gate.)
Pearl: Rose's door. Steven, is opening his mother's room.
(Rose's Door opens.)
Steven: *walking to the room* Woah...!
Pearl: Steven, wait!
Amethyst: Steven, wait!
Garnet: Steven, don't go in there!
Steven: It's never about what I wanna do! Is it? Well now we have a place where I'm going and YOU CAN'T COME!
Pearl, Amethyst and Garnet: STEVEN!
Steven: YES! *storms into room*
[Trans. Int. Rose's Room]
(The door puffs into pink clouds.)
Steven: Woah. So this is my mom's room? She must've liked clouds a lot.. But what kind of room doesn't even have a bed?
(A bed appears, knocking Steven up.)
Steven: Woooah, cool! Hm... This bed is pretty nice. But you know what would be really nice? Quadruple-bunk beds!
(The bed turns into a Quadruple Bunk Bed complex.)
Steven: *gasps* With a slide! *slide appears* WOOO-HOO! A parachute! *Parachute appears* Ehehehe. What next? Hmmmm... Ummmm... A Tiny Floating Whale?
(The Tiny Floating Whale appears, and makes whale sounds.)
Steven: *giggles* Wow! Here I can get anything I ask for! But you know what I really want? I wanna see the end of my game, without being interrupted!
(Golf Quest Mini pops-in; Steven and the Whale high five.)
Ace's father: *pod opens*--It's me, your father! After decades of cryostation, I'm finally free!
Ace: Saving the day is just par for the course.
Steven: Awesome! *yawn* Hmm. I'm kinda hungry now.
(A donut appears.)
Steven: *laughs* Alright! *donut puffs when Steven tries to eat it* Wha...? Hey! I want a real donut!
(Another donut appears.)
Steven: *donut puffs again* What?! Can you believe this?
(The Tiny Floating Whale makes whale sounds.)
Steven: Now I have to go out for donuts!
(The Magical Door appears, and Steven "leaves" Rose's Room.)
Steven: Don't get excited, guys. I'm only back for a second. *Steven looks around* Well, Good! I didn't want to see you anyway.
(Steven goes to the Big Donut.)
Steven: Hey! How's my favorite fine food's franchise? So I'm thinking... Double chocolate cinnamon twist with sprinkles in the side. You know I like to dip.
(Sadie and Lars don't say anything, and keep looking and smiling.)
Steven: Uhhh... Steven to Sadie and Lars! Is this like a joke or something?
Steven: Uhh, I just said
Sadie and Lars: It's very nice to see you, Steven!
Steven: Well, it's very nice to see you, too!
Sadie and Lars: Here are your donuts!
Steven: Wait, you guys. I only ordered---
Sadie and Lars: Okay, love you, Steven! Bye bye, now!
Steven: Wait! where are you guys going? I still haven't paid for these! You guys, hold on a... sec.
(Steven looks around, confused.)
Steven: Huh? Hey, Onion! Have you seen Lars and Sadie? They should just been out here! Hey if you see them, let me know. Okay? Here, have a donut.
(Steven pokes Onion with the donut, but he doesn't move.)
Steven: I'll leave it here for you. See you later!
(Steven keeps searching for Lars and Sadie, and passes by Frybo.)
Steven: All the lights are on. But no one is here... *Steven walks backwards* Peedee?
(Frybo puts fry bits in the counter.)
Steven: Oh, fry bits. Usually I'm all about the bits. But I'm feeling kinda spooked right now.
(Frybo keeps putting fry bits plates in the same place.)
Steven: AGHA! Uh, you know what? I think I'm gonna look around some more. See you later, Frybo!
Steven: AAH! *breathing*
(then Steven stops by the beach, until he finds Connie on the beach.)
Steven: Connie! I can't believe it's you. When did you get back in town? Huh?
(The water keeps moving foward and backwards.)
Steven: AAH! The water! Connie, what's happening? Where is everyone?
Connie: He was incredible!
Connie: He was incredible!
(Steven looks around, and find the other Beach City's residents "doing nothing".)
Connie: He was incredible!
Steven: Wha... What?!
Connie: He was incredible!
Steven: Get me out of here!
(Connie keeps repeating "He was incredible!")
Steven: What's wrong with your faces? Lion, you too?!
Connie: *echo* He was incredible!
Steven: *gasps scarcely*
(Suddenly Steven appears to be waking in water.)
Steven: Can someone please explain THIS?!? Huh!
(Steven sinks in the water, and appears at It's A Wash.)
Steven: Dad? Is that you?
Greg: What? Of course! You doing alright? You look like you saw a ghost. Either that, or you stayed up all night playing a video game.
Steven: Dad, I'm freaking out! I feel like I'm stuck inside of some crazy dream.
Greg: Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Why won't we share some of those donuts and you can tell me about this crazy nightmare you're having? *starts to eat a donut*
Steven: The gems were trying to tell me something about Mom's Room. But I was so mad that I didn't listen. They're always leaving me behind, and... I guess I wanted to do it to them, too.
Greg: That's not so bad. Everyone needs some alone time now and then *Greg simulates playing Guitar*
Steven: *laughing* Yeah. It was really fun for a while. But now, the whole city; everyone and everything is acting really weird.
Greg: Well the important thing is you told the truth.
Steven: Yeah, I... guess I did.
Greg: *Greg simulates playing Guitar*
Steven': Uh, dad? Your advice is making less sense than usual.
Greg: Well the important thing is family and friendship, honesty values and no one got arrested. *Greg simulates playing Guitar*
Steven: *Steven tries to eat the donut, but then it puffs clouds* AAH! I'm still on the room! All of this -- it's all a FAKE-A-ROO!
(Greg simulates playing Guitar then disappears, alongside with his van.)
Steven: *gasps* AAAAH! This is all wrong! Huh? AAH!
(The city starts to vanish.)
(Steven starts to run up to the hill, and watches everyone and everything disappear.)
Steven: *Steven is gasping, walking backwards slowly, and then falls in the void* UUH! AAAAAAAAH! I don't want this!
Tiny Floating Whale: What do you want, Steven?
Steven: I want to be back with the Gems! *Steven hugs the Whale, and she disappears)
[Trans. Int. Steven's House]
Steven: *falls on Garnet* Of! *gasp* GARNET! *Steven bits Garnet's arm*
Steven: *gasp* You're not clouds!
Amethyst: Alright, Steven! *Amethyst bites Pearl's arm*
Steven: Guys, it was awful! I was trapped in a messed up version of Beach City. Everyone was acting super weird and...
Amethyst: You let Rose's Room build a whole town?!
Pearl: *Pearl hits Amethyst's face with her elbow* IT CAN'T HANDLE A TASK LIKE THAT! Thank goodness you're okay!
Steven: *sigh* I'm sorry I got mad, guys. I get it now. Things can't always go exactly how I want.
Pearl: Oh Steven, we're sorry, too.
Garnet: But guess what? We have time to hang out, now.
[Trans. Int. Mini Golf Course]
Steven: I always get what I want!