Snow Day/Transcript

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Speaker	Dialogue
Int: Beach House in snowy day
Steven	[Wakes up from alarm] All right, Little Homeschool. What's on the docket for today? [Stretch] You can do it! [Sighs]
Steven gets some filtered water, but Amethyst comes in with fried eggs for eyes]
Amethyst	You really gonna skip the most egg-ssential meal of the day?
Steven	Of course not. I've got all my morning nutrients in this protein shake.
Amethyst	[Pokes yolk to leak] Dude, you're making me sad.
Garnet	Steven. I packed everything you're gonna need for today in your cheeseburger backpack]].
Steven	Uh, I don't really use that anymore. Besides, I packed my own bag.
Garnet	At least pet this cat.
Cat Steven	Meow.
Steven	Why was I going to need... [Sigh] never mind. Got to go.
Pearl	Hold it. According to my weather application, it's going to snow all day and overnight. You're going to freeze if you don't put on a puffer, a hat, and two scarves. ... Better make it three.
Steven	[Muffles in denial] Pearl, I need to get going!
Pearl	But classes don't start for another couple of hours.
Garnet	Wait for us. We can head over together.
Amethyst	Why are you taking the old Dondai anyway? We have the warp technology. [Slurps eggs off face]
Steven	It's because I've got errands to run in town before classes start.
Garnet	Of course. Go get 'em, champ. [Places hand on Steven]
Amethyst & Pearl	Yeah! [Places hand as well] Go get 'em!
Steven does his errands and returns home.
Garnet, Amethyst & Pearl	Surprise!
Amethyst	We were sitting in the dark!
Steven	Hey, guys.
Amethyst	Guess what we've got lined up tonight. "Pupcopter's Sky-High Adventure"!
Pearl	Sheet masks with cute animal faces!
Garnet	And, most importantly, pizza.
Steven	Uh, guys, I've been a vegetarian for, like, a month, and "Pupcopter" is for 6-year-olds, and I have my own skin care routine. Anyways, it's cool. I already ate. [Walks upstairs]
Amethyst	Oh well. We'll just watch the movie with Cat Steven.
Garnet	My bad. I was sure we were in the pepperoni timeline.
Transition to next day, Steven wakes up to turn the alarm off but accidentally slides it to the ground. He rushes down the stairs to leave, preparing the usual protein shake
Pearl	Look, Steven. Together Breakfast! Just like old times.
Steven	Too much sugar for me, but thanks. [Opens door] See you at work, guys.
But Steven can't leave, for the door is flooded with snow.
Steven	Okay, just have to take the warp, then.
Garnet	Steven, I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Steven gets collapsed with more snow from the warp tunnel.
Amethyst	[Laughs]
Steven	Looks like we have to cancel Little Homeschool for the day. Pearl, can you send out a mass text?
Pearl	On it.
Amethyst	Hold up! Are you saying we have the day off?
Pearl	Ooo, we can re-read "No Home Boys".
Garnet	And I'll do all the voices.
Steven	No, I don't need you to read to me. I-if anything, I need to sit down with the calender. Snow-pocalyse is going to affect the third-quarter schedule.
Steven gets out his notebook.
Amethyst	Man, you had a better work-life balance when the Diamonds were trying to destroy the planet.
Steven	That was then. This is now.
Amethyst	[Groans] ... Hey, you know what we haven't done in a long time? [Jumps on table] Steven Tag!
Steven	Aah! [Rolls backwards] Amethyst, what the heck?!
Amethyst	You know the rules, buster. You get tagged, you have to turn into Steven.
Steven	But I'm already Steven!
Amethyst	Nah, bruh. Classic Steven.
Steven	Classic Steven?! Aah!
Amethyst gives chase, ending in the bathroom.
Amethyst	[Laughs] Ste-e-ve-en! Come out and Pla-a-ay! [Laughs]
Steven	I'm not playing.
Amethyst	[Tries entering] Aw, dang. He got me with the towel. Ugh, fine! It's not like we need you to play Steven Tag anyway.
Cautiously, Steven opens the door and looks around. Suddenly, Garnet is spotted on the ground.
Steven	Hey, Garnet. Lose something?
Garnet	It's Cat Steven. Haven't seen him all morning.
Steven	Oh. Weird.
Garnet	Steven, you should check the cabinets.
Steven	Uh, okay. In here?
Garnet	[Pats Cat Steven] Yes.
Steven	Huh --
Amethyst jumps out
Amethyst	Get ready for Steven Tag!
Steven runs away, making Amethyst tag Garnet first.
Garnet	What an unforeseen turn of events.
Amethyst	You know the rules.
Garnet turns into Steven, staring with Amethyst at their true target tip-toeing away.
Steven	See ya!
The chase begins. Steven trips on a pillow, and the two jump from above. Steven forms a bubble in time.
Garnet	You can't stay in there forever. [Prepares a punch]
Steven gets up and throws Garnet and Amethyst into Rose's room, and Steven exits.
Steven	That should keep you busy for a while. Maybe now, I can get these schedules done in peace. Huh?
Unfortunately, Garnet and Amethyst make it out through the Burning Room
Garnet	Steven!
Steven retreats behind the table.
Steven	How'd you get out so fast?! Whoa!
Garnet jumps over, forcing Steven upstairs and hidden under his bedsheets, but --
Amethyst	Hiding under the covers, are we?
Steven is startled out of bed and falls down the stairs. Pearl warps into the Beach House.
Pearl	Steven, what are you doing?
Steven	Pearl!
Pearl	Has cabin fever taken hold already?
Steven	It's Amethyst and Garnet. They're playing Steven Tag to mess with me.
Pearl	Steven Tag? Wow! That takes me back. Well, I'm sure they -- [Gasps]
Steven	[Gasps]
Something has happened to Pearl. As it turns out, Garnet has *tagged* her. Pearl keels over.
Steven	... Hah! Jokes on you! Pearl doesn't shapeshift! Huh?
Contrary to Steven's expectations, Pearl shapeshifts into Steven. She couldn't suppress her compulsion -- to play
Pearl	The power of Steven Tag compels me!
Garnet and Amethyst giggle and cheer, proud of Pearl's development.
Steven	[Laughs] Wow. Good for her.
Eyes glint. They want to tag Steven badly. They chase Steven around the house until the garden dome room. Steven's rest is broken by Pearl's appearance out of a pot plant. Disguises continue to fool Steven into traps. He eventually stand on top of his clothes drawers, threatening to throw tidy clothes.
Pearl	Steven, no! I just folded those!
Pearl is distracted, and Steven attempts to escape. However, Garnet and Amethyst already knew of Steven's plan and blocks his path. Steven had no choice but to jump outside and hide with the snow.
Steven	[Sighs] They can't hold those forms forever. I'll just wait until --
Bang! Sugilite Steven is here!
Steven	What?! You fused?! [Runs] Hey! This is dangerous!
Steven summons his shield to ski across the snow. Snowballs rain down in response from Sardonyx Steven.
Steven	I'm still not playing!
Steven swerves to evade the continuing onslaught. He loses control and trips from flying off a nearby rock. Opal Steven is in the prime position, using Garnet as the projectile to tag Steven's jacket.
Garnet	Targets acquired.
Garnet crashes into the jacket. However, her prediction is wrong. Steven is not under the jacket.
Garnet	It was a snowman... with Steven's jacket. No-o-o-o-o-o-o!
Steven has escaped but is shivering.
Steven	They'll never stop until they make me play.
Footsteps from behind, it's Alexandrite Steven.
Steven	Oh, geez.
Alexandrite breathes a firey flame at Steven, who bubbles to protect himself.
Steven	I really didn't want to do this, but you leave me no choice. I join the game!
Steven is finally convinced. He bounces off Alexandrite Steven's head towards the Beach House. Alexandrite Steven attempts to catch Steven landing on the Obsidian statue's hand but fails. Back and forth, he makes it to the slope of the hill and jumps to the Lighthouse peak.
Steven	There's no way she can catch me here... Aah?
Alexandrite Steven beats Steven on top of the lighthouse and unfuse to all separate gems including Garnet to Ruby and Sapphire. Then they act as a bombardment for Steven to avoid except Sapphire.
Steven	[Forms bubble fists] Enough is enough!
Steven blasts through the bombardment and lands successfully on the lighthouse's roof, staring down menacingly.
Steven	You shouldn't have messed with me. Huh?
And Steven is tagged by the unlikely Sapphire.
Sapphire	Tag.
The world shatters around Steven. He falls off the lighthouse.
Steven	Oh, no. Is this the end of my adult life?
Crash landing. Steven Tag is finished.
Amethyst	Ha ha!
Ruby	Sapphire, you did it! You're the best! [Fuses back into Garnet]
Garnet	You've been tagged.
Amethyst	How have to tu-u-urn into little Ste-e-ve-e-en!
Pearl	Those are the rules!
Steven	Hmph. No.
Garnet, Amethyst & Pearl	Do it. Do it. Do it.
Cat Steven	Meow.
Steven	[Sighs] Et tu, Cat Steven?
Cat Steven	Meow.
Steven	[Groans] Okay! I'll do it. [Shrinks into little Steven]
Garnet, Amethyst & Pearl	He's so cute!
Steven	No, I'm not! This is tough for me, you know? I-I feel like no matter how hard I try, you still see me like this.
Amethyst	Buddy, we just want to spend time with you.
Pearl	Yes, like we did when you were --
Steven	A kid? I don't want to disappoint you, but this isn't me anymore. Please, I need you to see me... [Grows back] for who I am now.
Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl hug Steven.
Garnet	Please forgive us.
Amethyst	We didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
Pearl	We just miss you, Steven.
Garnet, Amethyst & Pearl	We're sorry.
Steven	I've missed you, too, guys, and, you know, [Sighs] it was actually pretty nice to spend time with y-y -- Ah-choo!
Amethyst receives Steven's jacket.
Steven	Thanks, Amethyst.
Garnet	Steven, we're so proud of the person you've become.
Amethyst	Yeah, that's why we wanna hang out with you so bad!
Pearl	But, if you need to get back to work now, we'll understand.
Steven	Well, I can't because, tag!, you're it [Garnet]!
Amethyst	Ah ha! [Laughs]
Garnet	[Chuckles] I guess, we have to update the game... [Turns into Future Steven] to this.
Steven	Yeah! I love it!
Garnet	Perfect. [Summons gauntlets] Now, you all better run.
Steven	Ha ha!
And they all run down the hill, Steven rolling down one, and they played for the day. The next day, Steven wakes up refreshed, and this time, he travels with Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl to their duties.
End