Speaker
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Dialogue
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Int: Beach House in snowy day
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Steven
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[Wakes up from alarm] All right, Little Homeschool. It's only Doccin' for today. [Stretch] You can do it! [Sighs]
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Steven gets some filtered water, but Amethyst comes in with fried eggs for eyes]
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Amethyst
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You really gonna skip the most egg-sential meal of the day?
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Steven
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Of course not. I've got all my morning nutrients in this protein shake.
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Amethyst
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[Pokes yolk to leak] Dude, you're making me sad.
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Garnet
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Steven. I've packed everything you're gonna need for today in your cheeseburger backpack.
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Steven
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Uh, I don't really use that anymore. Besides, I've packed my own bag.
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Garnet
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At least, pack this cat.
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Steven
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Why was I going to need, [Sigh] nevermind. Gotta go.
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Pearl
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Hold it. According to my weather application, it's going to snow all day and overnight. You're going to freeze if you don't put on a puffer, a hat, and two scarves. ... Better make it three.
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Steven
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[Muffles in denial] Pearl, I need to get going!
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Pearl
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But classes don't start for another couple of hours.
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Garnet
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Wait for us. We can head over together.
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Amethyst
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Why are you taking the old Dondai anyway? We have the warp technology. [Licks eggs off face]
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Steven
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... It's because I've got errands to run in town before classes start.
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Garnet
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Of course. Go get 'em, champ. [Places hand on Steven]
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Amethyst & Pearl
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Yeah! [Places hand as well] Go get 'em!
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Steven does his errands and returns home.]
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Garnet, Amethyst & Pearl
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Surprise!
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Amethyst
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We were sitting in the dark!
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Steven
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Hey, guys.
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Amethyst
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Guess what we've got lined up tonight. Pupcopter: Sky High Adventure!
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Pearl
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Sheet masks with cute animal faces!
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Garnet
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And, most importantly, pizza.
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Steven
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Uh, guys, I've been a vegetarian for like, a month, and Pupcopter is for 6-year-olds, and I have my own skin care routine. Anyways, it's cool. I already ate. [Walks upstairs]
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Amethyst
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Oh well. We'll just watch the movie with Cat Steven.
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Garnet
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My bad. I was sure of it in the pepperoni timeline.
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Transition to next day, Steven wakes up to turn the alarm off but accidentally slides it to the ground. He rushes down the stairs to leave, preparing the usual protein shake
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Pearl
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Look, Steven. Together Breakfast! Just like old times.
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Steven
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Too much sugar for me, but thanks. [Opens door] See you at work, guys.
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But Steven can't leave, for the door is flooded with snow.
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Steven
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Okay, just have to take the warp, then.
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Garnet
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Steven, I wouldn't do that if I were you.
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Steven gets collapsed with more snow from the warp tunnel.
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Amethyst
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[Laughs]
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Steven
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Looks like we have to cancel Little Homeschool for the day. Pearl, can you send out a mass-text?
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Pearl
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On it.
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Amethyst
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Hold up! Are you saying we have the day off?
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Pearl
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Ooo, we can re-read No Home Boys.
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Garnet
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And I'll do all the voices.
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Steven
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No, I don't need you to read to me. I-if anything, I need to sit down with the calender. Snow-pocalyse is going to affect the third-quarter schedule.
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Steven gets out his notebook.
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Amethyst
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Man, you had a better work-life balance when the Diamonds were trying to destroy the planet.
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Steven
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That was then. This is now.
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Amethyst
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[Groans] ... Hey, you know what we haven't done in a long time? [Jumps on table] Steven Tag!
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Steven
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Aah! [Rolls backwards] Amethyst, what the heck?!
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Amethyst
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You know the rules, buster. You get tagged, you have to turn into Steven.
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Steven
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But I'm already Steven!
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Amethyst
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Nah, brah. Classic Steven.
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Steven
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Classic Steven?! Aah!
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Amethyst gives chase, ending in the bathroom.
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Amethyst
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[Laughs] Ste-e-ve-en! Come out and Pla-a-ay! [Laughs]
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Steven
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I'm not playing.
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Amethyst
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[Tries entering] Aw, dang. Got me with the towel. Ugh, fine! It's not like we need you to play Steven Tag anyway.
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Cautiously, Steven opens the door and looks around. Suddenly, Garnet is spotted on the ground.]
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Steven
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Hey, Garnet. Lose something?
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Garnet
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It's Cat Steven. Haven't seen her all morning.
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