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Speaker Dialogue
[Open Int. Steven's Room]
(Steven is filming himself in his room, as he screams into the camera.)
Steven HOOOOO!! Guys! It's time for a new episode of "CRYING BREAKFAST FRIENDS!!" You guys, I'm so excited it's finally back. I even stayed off the internet all day 'cause I didn't want to get... spoiled! *chuckles* Because they're food? I know I used that joke last week, but for real, this is supposed to be a big one. Alright. Play!
(Steven presses a "Play" button off-screen and "Crying Breakfast Friends!" begins to play on a small screen on the bottom left screen, as he sings along to the opening theme.)
Steven Tears of sorrow, tears of joy. ♪ There'll be tears till the very end. ♪ Food with feelings, ♪ Crying Breakfast Friends!
(The title of the episode is shown: "Party Crashers". It opens with Pear, wearing a party hat and standing in the middle of an empty party.)
Steven Huh. That looks fun.
(Pear looks around anfd starts to cry.)
Steven Oh, Pear. *winks*
(Spoon walks onto the scene with Fried Egg and Waffle.)
Spoon What's wrong, Pear?
Steven It's Spoon!
Spoon Why are you crying?
Pear Oh, Spoon. I invited my friends over for a breakfast party. *hyperventilates* But... nobody... came! *cries harder*
Steven Aww...
Spoon Oh, but- but that's why we're here.
Steven & Pear Huh?
(Spoon, Fried Egg and Waffle are joined by Bacon Strips and Milk.)
Spoon We came for your party. I'm sorry we were late! Please forgive us! *begins to tear up*
Pear *sprays tears* Aaahh, I forgive you! *continues to cry*
Spoon Yay!
(Everyone begins to cry, including Steven.)
Steven Yes! Conflict resolved! Sweet catharsis! Huh, I didn't think I would be crying this early into the episode.
(Suddenly, an ominous entity looms over the breakfast friends.)
Spoon Ah, what!?
Pear Aaaeeeee!
Steven W-w-w-wha? What's that?
(The ominous entity is a refrigerator.)
Steven It's a fridge!? Is it more food? French toast?
(The fridge opens and three angry figures jump out: Burger, Sandwich, and Pizza.)
Steven Oh my gosh. Is this... Is this...
Sandwich Breakfast time is over.
Steven I think I know what this is.
Burger Clear the table!
Pizza Yeah. Get a box to go.
Sandwich There's only room for one meal at a time, and that's us.
Burger, Sandwich, & Pizza The "Angry Lunch Enemies"!
Steven It's lunch! I knew it! Theory confirmed!
(Pear keeps crying at the situation, until Burger approaches.)
Burger Stop crying!
Steven Hey!
Spoon Wait! Maybe there can be two meals at the same time! Wanna try it?
Sandwich *groans* Okay, but I'm angry about it.
Steven What?
Spoon Fried Egg!
Steven No...
Spoon Avocado! Bacon Strips!
Steven *excitedly* Yes! Please!
(Fried Egg, Avocado and Bacon Strips begin to place themselves in between Sandwich, becoming...)
Steven *gasps loudly* Brunch! They're brunch!
(Sandwich starts crying in joy, when the credits suddenly begin to roll.)
Steven Huh? It's over? Wow! I can't wait for the next episode, whenever that is, am I right? *winks* Okay, friends! See ya next time!
[END]


ve Transcripts
Pilot Pilot
Season 1 A: Gem GlowLaser Light CannonCheeseburger BackpackTogether BreakfastFryboCat FingersBubble BuddiesSerious StevenTiger MillionaireSteven's LionArcade ManiaGiant WomanSo Many BirthdaysLars and the Cool KidsOnion TradeSteven the Sword FighterLion 2: The MovieBeach PartyRose's RoomCoach StevenJoking VictimSteven and the StevensMonster BuddiesAn Indirect KissMirror Gem/Ocean Gem

B: House GuestSpace RaceSecret TeamIsland AdventureKeep Beach City WeirdFusion CuisineGarnet's UniverseWatermelon StevenLion 3: Straight to VideoWarp TourAlone TogetherThe TestFuture VisionOn the RunHorror ClubWinter ForecastMaximum CapacityMarble MadnessRose's ScabbardOpen BookShirt ClubStory for StevenThe MessagePolitical PowerThe Return/Jail Break

Season 2 Full DisclosureJoy RideSay UncleLove LettersReformedSworn to the SwordRising Tides, Crashing SkiesKeeping It TogetherWe Need to TalkChille TidCry for HelpKeystone MotelOnion FriendHistorical FrictionFriend ShipNightmare HospitalSadie's SongCatch and ReleaseWhen It RainsBack to the BarnToo FarThe AnswerSteven's BirthdayIt Could've Been GreatMessage ReceivedLog Date 7 15 2
Season 3 Super Watermelon Island/Gem DrillSame Old WorldBarn MatesHit the DiamondSteven FloatsDrop Beat DadMr. GregToo Short to RideThe New LarsBeach City DriftRestaurant WarsKiki's Pizza Delivery ServiceMonster ReunionAlone at SeaGreg the BabysitterGem HuntCrack the WhipSteven vs. AmethystBismuthBetaEarthlingsBack to the MoonBubbled
Season 4 The Kindergarten KidKnow Your FusionBuddy's BookMindful EducationFuture Boy ZoltronLast One Out of Beach CityOnion GangGem HarvestThree Gems and a BabySteven's DreamAdventures in Light DistortionGem HeistThe ZooThat Will Be AllThe New Crystal GemsStorm in the RoomRocknaldoTiger PhilanthropistRoom for RubyLion 4: Alternate EndingDoug OutThe Good LarsAre You My Dad?I Am My Mom
Season 5 Stuck TogetherThe TrialOff ColorsLars' HeadDewey WinsGemcationRaising the BarnBack to the KindergartenSadie KillerKevin PartyLars of the StarsJungle MoonYour Mother and MineThe Big ShowPool HoppingLetters to LarsCan't Go BackA Single Pale RoseNow We're Only Falling ApartWhat's Your Problem?The QuestionMade of HonorReunitedLegs From Here to HomeworldFamiliarTogether AloneEscapismChange Your Mind
Film Steven Universe: The Movie
Future Little HomeschoolGuidanceRose BudsVolleyballBluebirdA Very Special Episode
Shorts Lion Loves to Fit in a BoxThe Classroom Gems: What Are Gems?We Are the Crystal GemsThe Classroom Gems: How Are Gems Made?UnboxingThe Classroom Gems: FusionCooking with LionGem KaraokeSteven ReactsVideo ChatSteven's Song Time
Other Crossover Nexus
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