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Well, if I was, I wouldn’t be talking to you!

Pilot

It must be tougher for you, Lars. At least people like jokes!

—Pilot

I can’t help it, what’s your excuse?

—Pilot

Oh my gosh! Uncle Grandpa! You're really here, I can't believe it! I mean, I LITERALLY can't believe it. How is this even possible?!

Say Uncle

Uncle Grandpa: Sooo, I hear your belly's being a bit of a bummer.
Yeah, I've been trying to pull my shield outta my gem all morning.

—Say Uncle

Uh... Uncle Grandpa? This doesn't seem safe...
Uncle Grandpa: Don't worry kid, I'm wearing a helmet.

—Say Uncle

Hey! What are you guys talkin' about?

—Say Uncle

Pearl: Eh-hm, no, we have decided...
Garnet: ...that you are a danger to Steven and the planet Earth, and we MUST destroy you!
What!?
Uncle Grandpa: Bad morning!
Wait, no! You guys, don't hurt him!

—Say Uncle

Wow, Mr. Gus! How do you know about me?

—Say Uncle

That's really cool, Mr. Gus! I wish I was as cool as your drawing.

—Say Uncle

Listen! It was a big, weird surprise when Uncle Grandpa showed up here today. We've never met anyone like Uncle Grandpa, but you can't just attack people you don't understand. You have to stick up for them, and listen to what they have to say. You guys always do that for me.
Pearl: Steven, you're right... HOW CAN I'VE BEEN SO BLIND!? I'M SO-RREEEEY!!!!! AWWWW, AWEEEE!

—Say Uncle

Season 1

I summoned my weapon by eating ice cream!

—"Gem Glow"

Cookie Cat Crystal Combo powers... ACTIVATE!

—"Gem Glow"

I'm gonna save these forever! Right after I eat this one.

—"Gem Glow"

Ah, sunset. My favorite time of the day... The sun goes down and the second sun gets bigger and bigger in the sky...

—"Laser Light Cannon"

It's like a Dad Museum!

—"Laser Light Cannon"

No, have you seen my pants? They're also very important.

—"Frybo"

I can't just start listening now, I'd be lost! Just like my pants...

—"Frybo"

THAT'S UNUSUAL!!

—"Frybo"

I wear the pants in this relationship!

—"Frybo"

As soon as I bared my butt, I knew he'd crack.

—"Frybo"

I just turned all my fingers into cats!

—"Cat Fingers"

No more cat fingers! I want Steven fingers! ... And I don't mean little me heads on fingers, I mean my REGULAR fingers!

—"Cat Fingers"

Hi! My name is Steven!

—"Bubble Buddies"

I'm a member of the Crystal Gems. We fight monsters and protect humanity and stuff.

—"Bubble Buddies"

Connie: Funland?
Yeah! Tons of horrible accidents happen here everyday! There's gotta be something to break this bubble.

—"Bubble Buddies"

Definitely... Always... Never do it!

—"Serious Steven"

I need to be standing or else it doesn’t work.

—"Serious Steven"

Serious Steven... ACTIVATE!

—"Serious Steven"

It's not so bad once you get used to it!

—"Tiger Millionaire"

"Oh Steven, I told you before not to take peanut butter on missions!"

—"Tiger Millionaire"

"I'm not going to say anything, but I expect you to understand that was wrong."

—"Tiger Millionaire"

He was the wildest cat in the jungle... So wild that the other cats couldn't take it! So she—I mean he—went to look for somewhere he fit in... Somewhere with other people who felt misunderstood.

—"Tiger Millionaire"

So, you from around here? I'm just here on business... I really like your pink fur. You're like the cotton candy of the jungle! I always wanted an animal friend, but I thought it'd be like a goldfish... Or a dinosaur! But I guess fate had other plans for Steven Universe... and his best friend Lion.

—"Steven's Lion"

Yay, Lion!

—"Steven's Lion"

Welcome to a wonderland of funtronic gameventions!

—"Arcade Mania"

What is Opal?

—"Giant Woman"

Ooh! Ooh! Did you bring me anything? Whoa, a rock! Thanks, Garnet.

—"Giant Woman"

Pearl: Well that's perfect because I don't want to go with grammatically incorrect people anyway.
Is her talking about me?

—"Giant Woman"

So, when you fuse, do you turn into a GIANT giant woman, or just a regular sized giant woman?

—"Giant Woman"

All I wanna do is see you turn into a giant woman!

—"Giant Woman"

I just can't believe you guys are like a bazillion years old! How do you find a cake big enough for all that many candles?

—"So Many Birthdays"

But a boy on the cusp of manhood can't spend the whole day whackering...

—"So Many Birthdays"

Pearl, do you like pie?

—"So Many Birthdays"

Will you help me into my Birthday Suit?

—"So Many Birthdays"

This is why I get up in the morning!

—"Lars and the Cool Kids"

What do you know about my mom?! I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO KNOW MY MOM! But I do know she saw beauty in everything! Even in stuff like this, and even in jerks like you!

—"Lars and the Cool Kids"

NOOOOOO! I'll save you, television! Hyah! *straining*

—"Coach Steven"

Try to act like a rich duck.

—"Onion Trade"

Fire Salt! Burn! Burn people!

—"Joking Victim"

None of you are the handsome one! I'M the handsome one!

—"Steven and the Stevens"

They don't have any arms!

—"An Indirect Kiss"

Why do I never ask follow up questions? Who will teach little Stevie, now?

—"Mirror Gem"

I'm gonna bring the ocean back... or get really thirsty trying.

—"Ocean Gem"

I can't believe Lapis would do this. Gems shouldn't fight each other.

—"Ocean Gem"

Lapis, I'm coming up to see you, so please don't drown me.

—"Ocean Gem"

No prob, Bob.

—"Ocean Gem"

Pearl: I almost got us killed!
I'm used to it.

—"Space Race"

That kinda sounds like the opposite of truth...

—"Keep Beach City Weird"

Stevenbomb!

—"Garnet's Universe"

Garnet learned a valuable lesson that day: that true strength is about more than just how many mountains you can punch in half.

—"Garnet's Universe"

I think you can stop being such a dink to Ronaldo.

—"Horror Club"

I think you're pretty great...

—"Rose's Scabbard"

Connie: So... what did you think of the ending?
Uh, I thought it was on page 917?

—"Open Book"

Maybe when Peridot gets to Earth, she'll see how nice all the people are, and she won't want to hurt anyone.

—"The Return"

But this is my home, and you're all my family! I'm... I'M A CRYSTAL GEM TOO!

—"The Return"

Season 2

I have to protect you, what if somehow you get hurt? What do I do? I don't want that for you.

—"Full Disclosure"

Pizza rain! ...But no pizza clouds...

—"Joy Ride"

Is that a reference to something?

—"Joy Ride"

Wow! I didn't know you wanted to be an actor!

—"Love Letters"

Jamie...

—"Love Letters"

You gotta take this online quiz: "Which Crying Breakfast Friend Are You?"!

—"Reformed"

Are you insecure about your relationships and how you're perceived by other people?

—"Reformed"

Wow, I want four legs too!

—"Reformed"

She got poofed again!

—"Reformed"

You can converse with me!

—"Reformed"

Is it weird I'm getting numb to this?

—"Reformed"

Does that new form... hurt you?

—"Reformed"

Don't forget the best part!

—"Sworn to the Sword"

Steven has an idea!

—"Sworn to the Sword"

You should train Connie to sword fight, she's already so good!

—"Sworn to the Sword"

Ms. Knight.

—"Sworn to the Sword"

Can we talk for a moment?

—"Sworn to the Sword"

Well, Connie is taking sword-fighting lessons from Pearl but I think it's getting a little too serious. She wants Connie to do all this dangerous stuff for me... !

—"Sworn to the Sword"

You wouldn't have happened to see Connie, would you?

—"Sworn to the Sword"

Connie... ! I don't want you to do this anymore! Not alone!

—"Sworn to the Sword"

If you're the one protecting me... Then who's the one protecting you!?

—"Sworn to the Sword"

Some day soon we may be fighting some really bad guys, and when that day comes, I wanna fight with you! Together! So please... Won't you share this jam with me?

—"Sworn to the Sword"

If Connie's going to fight, we're going to fight together!

—"Sworn to the Sword"

Safety is no punchline, Pearl.

—"Chille Tid"

"Sleep is a curse, and yet a curse I need to live." — Steven Universe.

—"Chille Tid"

Okay, thanks.

—"Cry for Help"

Lion, are you okay?

—"Cry for Help"

Wow! You're so articulated!

—"Cry for Help"

Are you gonna smash stuff with your war hammer?

—"Cry for Help"

Square pizza!? What's wrong with this crazy state!?

—"Keystone Motel"

I was so happy when Garnet said she was gonna come on this trip with me and Dad... Home's been awful! Here's been awful! I thought you wanted to have a fun time but-- Everyone's been acting awful too! It - It just came with us. I don't understand! Is it... is it me..?

—"Keystone Motel"

Wait... I can't eat such a perfect sandwich all on its own! It needs a side! ...But what?

—"Onion Friend"

This is really weird!

—"Onion Friend"

You're Onion's MOM!?

—"Onion Friend"

Why do you hate food?

—"Onion Friend"

Okay, thanks for dinner, time to go, right Amethyst?

—"Onion Friend"

Uh, cool shopping cart.

—"Onion Friend"

You have a little mousie roommate friend!

—"Onion Friend"

You want me to feed our little friend to this snake, huh?

—"Onion Friend"

Sorry, we all got to eat.

—"Onion Friend"

I... can't!

—"Onion Friend"

Cool hospital setting.

—"Onion Friend"

Hey, that's your mom! ...What's she getting ready for?

—"Onion Friend"

Ah! Wait! What's going on!?

—"Onion Friend"

Hah, yeah! We'll see!

—"Onion Friend"

That sounds like some strange math... But I'm ready!

—"Historical Friction"

Good morning!

—"Friend Ship"

We found a seeeecret way to track you, and we'll never tell you how even if you ask nicely. MYAH.

—"Friend Ship"

Have a great weekend! I mean, I hope her weekend is not so great...

—"Friend Ship"

At least Pearl's optimistic.

—"Friend Ship"

It's more of a greenhouse then a spaceship.

—"Friend Ship"

Pearl says: "You're the dull one if you think you can fly this wreck!"

—"Friend Ship"

Thanks Amethyst... !

—"Friend Ship"

I caught a Peridot!

—"Friend Ship"

Keep your hands off my Connie!

—"Nightmare Hospital"

Barb! I knew you delivered mail but I didn't know you delivered Sadie!

—"Sadie's Song"

Awwww! You're like... an angry little slice of pie!

—"Catch and Release"

Wait! I have a better idea that doesn't involve destroying the house!

—"Back to the Barn"

You're wrong! If pearls are really like you say they are, then Pearl isn't common at all! She trained herself to fight! She learned how to build things! And she works hard every day to be greater than she already is! That's not common; that's amazing!

—"Back to the Barn"

Because dad, I can't stay a kid forever, when Connie grows up and becomes president what is that gonna make me? First Boy?!

—"Steven's Birthday"

Season 3

No it's just...these things. We can't just leave their gems out there. They're gonna form again later. If I could just bubble them then they'd be safe.

—"Gem Drill"

I've got you! You've got this! We've all got . . . each other!

—"Gem Drill"

Ready Freddy?

—"Same Old World"

No, those are cars. They make a lot of smog though. You'd like it in Jersey. The people here seem to hate the Earth, too.

—"Same Old World"

Yeah, but nothing is still on Earth. Everything's always changing-leaves, cities, even Jersey changes. My dad says the rest stops used to be pretty gross, but now they have sushi. This isn't the same world that held you prisoner, not anymore, and I know it doesn't feel like home but maybe that can change, too.

—"Same Old World"

Cards are a great way to tell someone something if you can't be face to face with them! ..or if they don't wanna see your face.

—"Barn Mates"

Ta-da! Welcome to Funland!

—"Too Short to Ride"

We'll just have to maintain a healthy lifestyle in hopes we grow before the end of the season.

—"Too Short to Ride"

Do you know what this means? You can open really tight jars. You can remove staples without a staple remover. You can open doors without having to touch them after you wash your hands.

—"Too Short to Ride"

But aren't you going to get married, and have kids, and name one of them after his uncle Steven?

—"The New Lars"

Why can't you just admit you love her?!

—"The New Lars"

Ooh! I'm naked!

—"The New Lars"

Maybe it's running...from itself?

—"Gem Hunt"

Sorry, Sadie. That's just Amethyst being Amethyst... by not being Amethyst...

—"Crack the Whip"

Everybody always tells me how great Mom was. I just don't feel like I can ever measure up to her.

—"Bismuth"

That's just what Jasper thinks! She's the only one who thinks that you should be like her! Stop trying to be like Jasper. You're nothing like Jasper! You're like me! Because we're both not like anybody! And yeah, it sucks. But at least I've got you. And you've got me. So stop leaving me out of this.

—"Earthlings"

What? No signal? Come on, I'm right by a satellite!

—"Bubbled"

Season 4

Amethyst: It didn't land.
Pick it back up, pick it back up!

—"Know Your Fusion"

But you didn't mean to hurt him! I know what it's like. Sometimes, you hurt people by accident. Y-you just have to try not to think about it.

—"Mindful Education"

You said you were always trying to make him happy. Did he even know he was making you sad?

—"Future Boy Zoltron"

Okay nobody's gonna say it? She kinda looked like Mom. You noticed. I noticed. We all noticed.

—"Last One Out of Beach City"

That's the most scared I've been since you almost let me die.

—"Last One Out of Beach City"

You're telling me Universe isn't a real last name?!

—"Gem Harvest"

A vegetable grown by a family's love nourishes the body and soul.

—"Gem Harvest"

I love the Gems, but I'm a human too! I never had that chance to know that part of my family! But now I do... I want to be your family! Isn't that why you came back?

—"Gem Harvest"

Rose wanted- what about what I want? I'm sick of everyone lying to me! Rose is my mom, out of anyone, don't I deserve to know the truth?!

—"Steven's Dream"

My dreams... I was seeing through her eyes! I've been crying her tears!

—"Steven's Dream"

This is how I want you to be, but I don't know if this is who you really are.

—"Storm in the Room"

I thought you'd never want to hurt anyone! You hurt everyone! How could you just leave Garnet, and Amethyst and Pearl, and-and Dad?! They don't know what to do without you! Maybe they didn't matter to you as much as hiding the mess you made! And that's why I'm here, isn't it?! Did you just make me so you just wouldn't have to deal with your mistakes?!

—"Storm in the Room"

I get it. I know you didn't want me to deal with your problems. You're a part of me now. I have to deal with what you left behind.

—"Storm in the Room"

Season 5

Are you good? Are you safe? Do you still love me?

—"Gemcation"

Mom was Pink Diamond.
Amethyst: Whhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

—"A Single Pale Rose"

This is our home, our planet, our friends and family! We... are the Crystal Gems!

—"Reunited"

Garnet: This is it, I've got to hold it together. I've gotta hold everyone together.
You can do it, Garnet! Remember: You're made of love!
Garnet: Steven? Huh. Always full of surprises.

—"Reunited"

Amethyst: Don't get shattered, don't get shattered, don't get shattered!
You can do this Amethyst, I believe in you!
Amethyst: Steven? I can do this! I can do this! I can do this!

—"Reunited"

Pearl: I won't give up! Everything I do, I do it for her! I do it for him!
Don't forget about yourself, Pearl!
Pearl: I do it for me.

—"Reunited"

Bismuth: I just got my friends back, and now I'm gonna lose em again?
We can do this, together!
Bismuth: What am I thinking! We haven't lost yet!

—"Reunited"

Please, the fighting has to stop. We aren't enemies. We're family. Please listen to me. I need you to know who I am!
Blue Diamond: Impossible.
Yellow Diamond: This aura...

—"Reunited"

My mom kept it secret from everyone.
Pearl: A-hem!
Almost everyone.
Yellow Diamond: What are you talking about?
Well, apparently mom -- Oh geez. You don't know what a mom is. Okay. Pink Diamond took the form of Rose Quartz permanently after after faking her shattering. Then Rose Quartz gave up that form to create a new life with my dad -- me. Rose passed her gemstone and some of her powers on me, but that's all. I -- I don't have any of Pink or Rose's memories. I'm sorry.
Yellow Diamond: Hmm. I'm sure your memories are in there somewhere Pink.
Actually I go by "Steven".
Blue Diamond: Oh, stars! How did you even survive? We blasted the planet and obliterated every gem on its surface.
They weren't exactly...obliterated.

—"Legs From Here to Homeworld"

You're wrong. Please, just listen to me! My friends don't need to fixed! They're fine the way they are, flaws and all!
White Diamond: There you go again. Do you understand why you defend their flaws? I know why, Pink. You like surrounding yourself with inferior gems.
What?
White Diamond: You enable their terrible behavior so you can be the best of the worst.
That's not true! And even if it is...even if it was, y-you're talking about my mom, you're not talking about me.
White Diamond: (Maniacally laughing) Your mom?

—"Change Your Mind"

Let her go.
White Diamond: These worthless gems weren't enough, were they? See how you surround yourself with lower lifeforms? You've smothered yourself in them. It feels good, doesn't it Pink? Dulling your power, hiding your face, blaming everything on someone else. You became Rose Quartz to deceive your pathetic friends, and now you've improved on that because you're even deceiving yourself.

—"Change Your Mind"

No. You're wrong! I'm not my mom!
White Diamond: But don't you know things about her that you couldn't possibly know?
I-I've just been connecting with her. My powers, they-they help me to connect with others. I-I'm not her. I'm just feeling her feelings.
White Diamond: Isn't it obvious? Even though you've embedded yourself in that human child, your light can't help shining through! You know you're in there, you've known it all along. Stop cowering inside your gem. You can hide from yourself but you can't hide from me, Pink!
Connie: Don't listen to her, Steven! She's just trying to mess with you! Steven!

—"Change Your Mind"

White Diamond: No! You are Pink Diamond! That is Pink Diamond's gem! You do not look like this, you do not sound like this, you are not half human, you're just...ACTING LIKE A CHILD!
"I am a child. What's your excuse?"

—"Change Your Mind"

The Movie

"I'll be ready every day, for as long as I can say!

Steven Universe: The Movie

"I can make a change!"

Steven Universe: The Movie

Why aren't my powers back? Aren't I reliving every horrible thing that's ever happened to me? A Gem I barely know is trying to kill me. I'm paying for stuff my Mom did that had nothing to do with me. I'm struggling with my powers. The world's about to end! -- What piece could I be missing? This is the story of my life!

Steven Universe: The Movie

"I changed. That's the final piece. All those struggles, I learned from them, and I grew! Oh my gosh! It's not just my gem powers I've forgotten! All this "Happily Ever After" stuff has made me forget the first power I ever had! The power to change!

Steven Universe: The Movie

"I can make a promise, I can make a plan. I can make a difference, I can take a stand. I can make an effort, if I only understand that I can make a change!"

Steven Universe: The Movie

"Once upon a time I thought I'd always be in my mother's shadow. Answering for her crimes, I thought I'd always be in an endless battle. 'Till I began to hone a power all my own that I could feel growing stronger every day. And now I've saved the world, not just that, the whole galaxy's saved. We did it! Here we are in the future!"

Steven Universe: The Movie

"I'll be ready every day, for as long as I can say, here I am in the future with my friends. That's why happily ever after never ends."

Steven Universe: The Movie

"There's no such thing as happily ever after. I'll always have more work to do..."

Steven Universe: The Movie

I can’t believe we’ve come so far!
Happily ever after, here we are!

Steven Universe: The Movie

Future

(Steven:) That used to be a loaded question, but now I can say with confidence that I'm Steven Universe, and you're in my bathroom.
(Cherry Quartz:) What happened to me? [gasps] What is this?!
(Steven:) You were corrupted in a Diamond blast, but you've just been healed, and that is a plunger.

Little Homeschool

Life is a little different these days. The Diamonds have ended their reign of terror. The intergalactic war is over, and Earth is officially an independent planet. We're all safe to explore our dreams. Lars opened up his own pastry shop, and it's got a real cute space gimmick goin' on. Sadie's been touring with The Suspects, promoting their new album, and Connie has been getting a head start on college prep. She's two years away from applying, but she says it doesn't hurt to start early. And speaking of higher education, Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl and I have been cooking up a dream of our own.

Little Homeschool

I don't know. I -- I'm worried. We healed all these Corrupted Gems and built that town and the school because I wanted to fix some of the bad things the Diamonds did. Knowing there's someone out there still hurting because of the Diamonds, because of... my mom... uh, I mean, I know it's not my fault, but if there's a chance I could make it better, shouldn't I try?

Little Homeschool

I only came here because I felt bad for you, but all of this is your own fault. All the other Gems were corrupted by the Diamonds, but -- but you corrupted yourself just to win a fight, which you lost to me! No one's making you stay here all alone in the middle of nowhere ready to fight a war that's been over for years! Are you just gonna sit here for centuries waiting for someone to give you a purpose?! Because I'm TRYING to give you one!

Little Homeschool

I'm! Not! Pitiful!

Little Homeschool

There are fundamental things about ourselves that we know to be true. It's important to remember those things when you find yourself in a tough situation, or you need to make decision from the heart, but it's equally important to know that you can surprise yourself, too. I thought I'd finally figured myself out, but it looks like I still have more to learn. Man, life is a wonderful mystery. Am I right?

Little Homeschool

Wow, sure feels good to help people. Can't wait to see how everyone learns and grows outside their comfort zones, but until then, I guess my work here is done.

Guidance

(Steven:) No kidding. Can you help me unhelp all the people I helped?
(Amethyst:) Yeah, all right.

Guidance

Oh, no, we forgot Onion!!! ... Eh, he's fine.

Guidance

Yeah. After everything that's happened, I don't know if I still want her hanging over us, you know?

Rose Buds

Why -- why -- why don't you come to dinner and find out? I mean, if -- if you want dinner.

Rose Buds

Come on. We can't be like this. They were bubbled just because they look like Mom. Now, they're finally free, and we're ditching them to whisper in the bathroom for the same reason?

Rose Buds

Wait! Please, please don't leave like this! I -- I'm really sorry. It's not like I don't like you or don't want you here. It's just that you look so much like her, like my mom. I thought I was ready to move on and not have her hanging over me anymore, but I can barely be in a room with you because I still feel all twisted up about her. I've been pretending that I'm fine because it's not your fault, but I'm not fine.

Rose Buds

Maybe if we try applying it directly to the injury? [...] It's super not me. Hmm, I'm sorry if it's a sore subject, but can you remember anything that happened while you were under White Diamond's control?

Volleyball

So, this is Pearl. She was Mom's -- I mean, Pink Diamond's pearl, too, a long time ago, and, Pearl, you remember Pearl? She was also Pink Diamond's pearl -- Ah, that's too many Pearls! We should probably give you a nickname.

Volleyball

It doesn't matter how it happened! What matters is finding a way to fix it. My healing powers didn't work on her. We thought maybe you know what to do.

Volleyball

(Pink Steven:) STOP IT! I can't deal with one more horrible thing she did, okay? I don't want to hear about it! I don't even want to think about it!
(Pearl:) Steven --
(Pink Steven:) I just want to FIX IT!!!

Volleyball

I'm so sorry. The whole trip was for nothing.

Volleyball
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Crystal Gems Half: Steven Universe

Unfused: Rose Quartz • PearlAmethystRuby • Sapphire • Peridot • Bismuth • Lapis Lazuli
Fusions: Garnet • Alexandrite • Opal • Sardonyx • Sugilite
Hybrid Fusions: Stevonnie • Smoky Quartz • Rainbow Quartz 2.0 • Sunstone

Homeworld Gems Unfused: Aquamarine • Emerald • Diamonds (Blue Diamond • Yellow Diamond • White Diamond • Pink Diamond) • Pearls (Blue PearlYellow PearlPink Pearl) • Quartz (Holly Blue Agate • Jasper) • Rubies (ArmyDocEyeballLeggyNavy)

Fusions: Malachite

Other Unaligned Gems: Fluorite • Padparadscha • Rhodonite • Rutile Twins

Other: Holo-Pearl

Humans Main: Greg Universe • Connie Maheswaran • Lars Barriga • Sadie Miller

Recurring: Andy DeMayo • Bill Dewey • Buck Dewey • Peedee Fryman • Ronaldo Fryman • Jamie • Kevin • Dr. Priyanka Maheswaran • Marty • Barbara Miller • Jenny Pizza • Nanefua Pizza • Harold Smiley • Sour Cream • Vidalia

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