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Revision as of 10:51, 24 November 2016
This is a transcribed copy of The Message. Feel free to edit or add to this page, as long as the information comes directly from the episode. |
Previous: "Story for Steven" | Next: "Political Power" |
Speaker | Dialogue |
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[Open Int. The Beach] | |
(Greg plays his guitar.) | |
Steven | *cheers* That sounded great! |
Greg | Oh thanks! I'm thinking about calling it "Water Witch". |
Steven | Cool. |
Greg | And check this out, I can add some vocal distortion too. *robotic machine voice* Steven, your dad's a robot now. And now that I'm a robot *distortion* things will be better and cooler. Please forgive me for being an amazing machine. |
Steven | I can't stay mad at my robo dad. Where's all this awesome energy coming from? |
Greg | Actually, I was inspired to make some new songs after the ocean got sucked up into space a while back. I even drew up some freaky album artwork. |
(Greg shows Steven his drawing of his album cover.) | |
Steven | It looks like *puts finger on drawing* Lapis Lazuli. |
Greg | *takes drawing back* Easy with the tender touches, don't want it to get all smudged. Here, plug this up and help your old man work out this witchy jam. |
Steven | Yeah! Let's! Jam! |
(Steven strums the electric guitar but it makes no sound.) | |
Steven | Uh? Where my jams at? |
Greg | I don't think it's plugged in. |
Steven | Ah ha! |
(Steven plugs the electric guitar into a T.V.) | |
Steven | All right, here we go. Let's *strums guitar*... jam! |
(The guitar still makes no sound.) | |
Steven | Uh... hmm. *strums it again* Jam! |
(The guitar still makes no sound.) | |
Steven | Hm *strums it again*... Jam! |
(He repeatedly tries to strum guitar but still no noise is heard from it.) | |
Greg | *points to the TV* Oh, sorry, that's just the T.V. See, you plugged into the video jack but were making audio here. Don't you know video killed the audio star? |
Steven | *looks around, dazed and confused* I have no idea what you are talking about. |
Greg | That's okay, you leave the details to me. When you're a one-man band you got to know how to do it all |
Steven | What a lovely poem. |
Greg | Ok, we need a catchy hook! Something like- |
(Greg starts singing and playing guitar.) | |
Greg | Well she's a riptide queen and she's super mean! |
Steven | Woah, hold the phone, now give the phone to me. Lapis was not mean, she was just trying to get home. How 'bout this instead? |
(Steven starts singing Lapis Lazuli while playing guitar.) | |
Steven | She was trapped in a mirror and it couldn't be clearer |
(Steven is still singing, a montage of Lapis Lazuli starts playing.) | |
Steven | Lapis Lazuli... you fled into the bottom of the sea... Lapis Lazuli... you were so mad but then you came around to me. |
(Steven stops singing and the montage stops when a strange, loud noise startles him.) | |
Steven | *trying to talk over the noise* Uh, what the heck is that?! |
Greg | It must be some kind of weird feedback! |
(He unsuccessfully tries to stop the noise by changed his audio keyboard.) | |
Greg | Hm, it's not us, it must be coming from the temple! |
Steven | Let's go check it out! |
Greg | You go on ahead, this is a gem thing and I don't want to get in the way. Plus I get to eat the rest of this pizza. |
Steven | Good thinking. I'll be back. |
(Noise intensifies as Steven opens the door) | |
Steven | What's happening?! |
Pearl | It's the Wailing Stone! |
Amethyst | Make it stop! |
Pearl | It just activated on its own! |
Amethyst | It won't shut up! |
(Amethyst whines and Garnet momentarily stops the noise, but it soon continues.) | |
Everyone | Uh... ! |
Pearl | Stand back! *bubbles Wailing Stone and the noise stops* |
Pearl | Ha, it worked, now we can get back to... |
(The bubble grows large and pops, the noise comes back.) | |
Everyone | Ah... ! |
(Steven sticks his arm through the hole and the noise stops, but open his mouth and the noise continues.) | |
(Garnet removes Steven, shoves a couch cushion through the hole and places the rest around the stone and sits Steven on top of it.) | |
Garnet | I don't understand, that thing has laid dormant since we found it. |
Pearl | I haven't heard a Wailing Stone activate since we used them for the rebellion, and I've never heard it sound like that! |
Garnet | Someone is trying to send us a message. |
Pearl | But who? We've rounded up all the Wailing Stones on Earth, and we're not sending this message to ourselves. Unless... Amethyst?! Is this a prank?! |
Amethyst | No way! I want it to stop! I don't like it! |
Garnet | If it's not coming from Earth, then a Gem must be sending this message from space. |
Steven | Is that what some Gems sound like? |
Pearl | No, no, we should be hearing a voice. Maybe this signal is too advanced for the Wailing Stone to process. That would explain the distorted audio. |
Steven | Audio... my daddy-o knows audio! |
Amethyst | Uh... you mean Greg. |
Steven | Yeah! |
Pearl | I don't know... |
Garnet | Don't whine, let's try it. |
(Greg is searching through his van on the beach.) | |
Greg | I can't believe it! You need help with sound stuff? You've come to the right guy! Ah ha! The Lubitz Cardioid Condenser 680! It's got warm tone without too much top end. |
Amethyst | Uh, plus it's got a big honking sponge thing. |
Greg | I know, isn't it awesome! |
(Greg removes the couch cushions from the stone, causing Steven and the Gems to cover their ears, and plugs in his device.) | |
Greg | Now I'm going to add some reverb and some low octave effects, I'm also adding some fuzz 'cause who couldn't use more fuzz? Now if I directly input the Wailing Stone and put it through a flanger we might get what you're looking for. |
Pearl | Flangers aside do you really think a signal like this is compatible with your analog devices? |
Steven | Don't worry dad. *distorts voice* It'll work! |
Greg | Well, here goes nothing. |
(Old noise intensifies even more) | |
Amethyst | This is even worse! |
Greg | I'm sorry! |
Steven | Dad you can do it, you're the audio daddy-o! |
Greg | Yeah! *tries to configure noise* |
Amethyst | Uh. |
Steven | It sounds like music. |
Greg | Yeah, that's real nice. |
(Noise changes into a more musical tone) | |
Greg | Yes, yes. Woo hoo! |
Pearl | But, it's not supposed to be music. It's supposed to be a message! |
Greg | Okay, hold on I got this. |
(Noise starts to change) | |
Greg | It's changing! |
Steven | It almost sounds like a voice. |
Greg | Almost got it! |
(Engine shorts out and noise stops) | |
Greg | Oh great. |
Pearl | What's happening, where's the signal? |
Greg | Uh, looks like the van battery couldn't handle all this. |
Pearl | I had a feeling this wouldn't work, there's just no way that Greg's equipment can interface with our ancient Gem technology. |
Steven | Ah... come on Pearl, you can't be ready to give up yet. |
Greg | Look, we just got to keep trying. Sure we don't have the latest and greatest Gem tech, but- |
(Garnet remove device, noise starts, she then puts back the couch cushions and noise stops.) | |
Garnet | It's okay Greg, you tried. Back to the temple. We'll figure something else out. *jumps off screen* |
Pearl | What a waste of time. *jumps off screen* |
Amethyst | See you later... Gregory. *jumps off screen* |
Steven | Ah, come on y'all! *tries to jump off screen but fails* |
Greg | I really blew it, huh? |
Steven | Ah, Dad. |
(Greg starts singing "Wailing Stone" and playing guitar.) | |
Greg | I could have tamed you, I could have shown I could depose you from your loud throne, but in the end I wasn't good enough. I just showed the Gems I ain't got the stuff. Oh Wailing Stone, I tried so hard to fly but I was thrown. Oh Wailing Stone, I gotta tell the Gems 'cause they should know. Have a little, have a little, have a little faith in me, I just wanted to help. You know I have a little, have a little, have a little expertise, I know it's not much but I know if it could come in handy I'd want to be there. I think so highly of you, it just isn't fair that you have so little faith... *stops singing* |
Greg | Eh, that's a B-side. |
Steven | Dad, I hate seeing you like this, there's gotta be something else we can try. |
Greg | Eh, I don't know Steven. I mean, sound and stuff like this, this stuff's my whole world, and if I can't figure this out then I don't know, maybe it isn't even sound. |
Steven | Dad, if it isn't sound then what else could it be? Hm, hm. Wait, what? Dad! |
Greg | I'm not that far away from you, buddy. |
Steven | What if it's... |
Greg | Some other thing I'm not good at? |
(Steven points at his eyes.) | |
Greg | *struggling* Magic... eyeballs... Oh my days, it's video! |
Steven | We have to tell the Gems! Video! *starts running to beach house* |
Greg | Hey, slow down! |
(Greg runs into the beach house and starts talking without facing the Gems.) | |
Greg | I just want to help, have some faith in- |
Amethyst | We're over here. |
Greg | I know my audio equipment seems like a pile of Earth junk to y'all but- |
Garnet | Greg, it's okay. |
Greg | No it's not, you guys don't give up on anything, except for me. Come on... it's not like I can make it any worse! |
(The Gems, Steven, and Greg are back at Greg's van.) | |
Pearl | Okay, go for it Garnet. |
(Garnet holds jumper cables and generates her own electrical current.) | |
Pearl | Okay Amethyst, try it now. |
Amethyst | I've never started a car with a key before. *turns key and starts car* Ha, that's way easier! |
Pearl | The battery is ready to go. |
Steven | The Wailing Stone is ready. |
Greg | Ready with the video cord, Steven? |
Steven | Ready. |
(Steven plugs the cord into the TV and a sound starts and video is fuzzy.) | |
Pearl | Is that it? |
Greg | Just a second. |
Steven | I hear something. |
Greg | Come on! |
(The video then becomes clearer to reveal Lapis.) | |
Lapis | Steven! |
Steven | Lapis! |
Greg | I did it! |
Pearl | I can't believe my flipping eyes! |
Garnet | Everyone, listen up! |
Lapis | I hope you're able to hear this. There's a Gem looking for you, she even knew your name. I don't know how! I didn't tell her, I swear! She's on her way to Earth, and she's not alone. Steven, Homeworld is not the way it used to be. Everything here is so advanced! I can't even understand it. There's no way anything on Earth can stand up to it. Please, don't put up a fight, It'll only lead to devastation-- |
(Video cuts off) | |
Pearl | It's Peridot, she must be talking about Peridot. |
Amethyst | She's coming for us! |
Steven | Lapis, she sounds so unhappy... |
(Pearl and Amethyst freak out in background.) | |
Amethyst | What are we going to do?! |
Garnet | Woo, we did it. |
Pearl | What? |
Garnet | We got the message. |
Amethyst | But-- |
Garnet | It's got! |
(Garnet shakes Greg's hand.) | |
Garnet | Thank you Greg, we would not have received this message without your help. |
(Greg starts to tear up.) | |
Greg | You... you're welcome. |
Steven | My dad is... *auto tunes his voice to sound robotic* the best! |
Greg | Oh my gosh, Steven's a robot! Help, I can't relate to my robot son! |
Steven | *robotic voice* My mind is the internet, I know every continuity mistake ever made on television. |
(Greg and Steven laugh, ending the episode.) | |
[Episode Ends] |