"The Silence of the Lapises", "Gempocalypse Now", "Once Upon a Time in Beach City", "Some Like it Clod", "Full Metal Jasper", "Million Dollar Ruby", "Planet of the Agates", "Garnet in the Shell", "Frankensapphire".
I'd offer to stop, but I don't think I can at this point. I no longer control the idiotic movie-pun names... they control me! 🤪
I'm seeing Pearl and Amethyst as Tony Curtis and Jack Lemon (respectively) and Mystery Girl as Marylin. To avoid some mobsters (Jasper and some Rubies) they have to pretend to be normal human females. Plus presumably Peridot in there somewhere 😆