Diamond: Who's ready to get buff? I don't wanna see your gut, I wanna see your guts! (Pause) I can show you how to be strong.......In the real way, and I know that we can be strong! In the real way!
Diamond and Tourmaline: And I want to inspire you! I want to be your rock, and when I talk, it lights a fire in you! I want to inspire you! I want to be your rock and when I talk, it lights a fire in you......(Song ends. Everyone claps)
Doublez: *drives up in his Bikini Bottom bus and accidentally hits Tourmaline, then jumps out and does the worm* HAY-LO!! Sorry I'm late, I followed you into the maze and had a dance party with the greivers! I drank all that dirty water! *barfs rainbows at Peridot* So, what's up? *gets hit by dragon*
Doublez: Ooh shiny! (gulps down anti-medicine) Hey what's that thing that's destroying the town? (points to a giant robot that's destroying the town) I bet it needs a hug! (attaches a sterring wheel and gas pedal to the bed) DOUBLEZ AWAY! (pushes on the gas pedal and the bed flies towards the robot)
SCM: Seriously? That robot is destroying the town, and you're just gonna see a movie? Last time I checked the Galaxy Gui-err, I mean the local almanac-Gems were legendary dimension travelers that entinguised evil all over the multiverse! You guys just seem like a bunch of ragtags who only care about recreation. Heck, that robot's gonna crush the (bleep)ing movie theater!
Doublez: *flies over on his rocket-bed* Hey Mowns, where were you after the incident at Gravity Falls?
SCM: Gotta go crush a robot, bye! *does an epic backflip onto the rocket-bed and flies away with Doublez*
(The robot comes out of its own debris unscratched, and kicks Diamond and Peridot across the city into the art gallery)
Doublez: Hey, isn't that the same robot from the Adventure Time universe?
SCM: Holy (bleep), not again! Hey guys, this is a self-healing robot! We gotta destroy its core or it will keep healing itself! I'll distract it, you gems find an opening, Doublez, it's time for the sausage!
(Umm PikminKnight that's powerplaying and you could get banned for that...)
Doublez: I'm gonna take this peice of wood and see a movie!
SCM: Umm we just destroyed a giant self-healing robot let's go help this Topaz dude.
Doublez: You're right... Let's take the Doublez Mobile! *snaps the wood plank in half and throws it way far up into the sky, and a van-airplane hybrid with "Dobelz Mubyle" painted on its side comes down from the sky and crushes Diamond*
SCM: Well that was better than the past 20 landings...
Doublez: ROAD TRIP! *gets into the Doublez mobile*
SCM: OK... *gets into Doublez mobile too*
*The doublez mobile barfs out a road to the planet and it flies down the road*
Doublez: Don't worry ima kill it! *throws another sausage at the behomoth*
*The behemoth eats it and turns giant*
SCM: Well looks like it's up to SC Mowns to stop this thing! *creates a ton of clones that form into a giant sword the size of the behemoth and picks it up* Back, you monster! *hits the monster with it*
A shiny wingull breaks through the window and drops a letter on tourmalines plate. It says
Hi tourmaline, hiro here. Professor Callaghan made bot battles legal. You can't bet but tournament winners can get over 1,000 dollars. Baymax is over the height limit, so we built our own using some technologies that xeonus discovered.
Ps. We got VIP passes for everyone at the tournament.
The fat sumo wrestler guy walks out with his robot, mega samurai. Me and hiro walk up with ours, takoni. The robots are all 4ft tall. Takoni has a bow and dual swords with a red body and silver armor. He has a cool dragon mask with glowing eyes. Mega samurai is just a larger version of the one in the movie.
Announcer: welcome to the first annual sanfransokyo bot battle.
First up is mega samurai versus takoni.
Doublez: *random clock on the Doublez mobile goes off* Ooohhh, guess what time it is?
SCM: Oh no...
Doublez: CHRISTMAS!! *decorates the Doublez Mobile so it's Christmas-y* CHRISTMAS!! *shoves christmas trees in all the robots so they stop working* CHRISTMAS!! *decorates the whole town so its christmas-y* CHRISTMAS!! *builds a starship out of christmas trees and candy canes and crashes into the Bot Fight* CHRIIIIISTMAAAAS!!
SCM: Where did you get the money?
Doublez: Oh it was just sitting around in that Tourmaline's hand.
SCM: Don't bother! *poses and creates a ton of clones that sanitize the presents* You know, they're actually pretty nice once they aren't covered in slobber. Last year I got an XBox One, a 7'x5' flat screen TV, and a beanbag couch.
ShadowRoseWarrior wrote: I pack my sachel for a short trip to the island of ohkohto
(lol i got the reference)
Doublez: Christmas Cookies? Let's go! *takes out batter and water and furiously mixes them together, then throws them into the oven, cooks them at 4,000,000 degrees for one second, and takes out fresh christmas cookies* Done! Be careful, they're hot!
SCM: Yikes. *takes the Galaxy Guide out of Doublez's backpack stelathily and reads the page about Gems, then stealthily puts it back* Umm, when Gems get sick with a human illness, their consciousness goes to the Shadow World to battle the sickness. With Ebola, yikes...
Doublez: Let's assemble... DAH DOUBLEZ SQUAD!!
Bob: *flies in on Porky*
Kitty: *rides in on a flying knfie*
Dr. Funtimes: *flies through the floor*
Weird Dog Thing: *no reason*
Doublez: Last chance! Anyone wanna come with us to the Shadow World?
SCM: Hmm, there's something wrong here... Let's go into the Shadow World just to make sure.
Doublez: Let's go! Tempus est ut iret in universum et ad caulas invicem aliudque cum umbris! *everyone goes to the Shadow Realm. However, Diamond's consciousness appears instead of Diamond, due to the circumstances*
SCM: *relieved* Remember that everything in this realm is just a reflection of said thing in the real world. It's like seeing your reflection in a pond. The only reason we're here right now is because we're overlapping with our shadows. However, when you destroy something in the real world, it's shadow still roams free and looks for vengeance. This one *looks closely* is that behemoth we destroyed earlier.
Doublez: Let's roll! *The Doublez Squad attacks the legs*
Doublez: Alright guys you can go! *The Doublez Squad except Doublez, SCM, and Rockkip leaves*
SCM: Let's talk for a second, Doublez. *whispering* Dude, they're onto us. The green-ish gem dude saw me look at the Galaxy Guide. When they find out what we're really doing here, we're (bleep)ed.
Doublez: *whispering* Let's go to the Gravity Falls universe, like the petroleum truck incident back in June.
SCM: *whispering* But we need an excuse to get to the Transitu Tangent.
Doublez: *whispering* I got this bro *not whispering* Hey guys I'm gonna go... get some Christmas... presents... *whispering* Nailed it! *walks out the door, gets in the Doublez Mobile with SC Mowns, and drives away*
UP: *teleports back home* "my plan has worked. Tourmaline! I have downloaded all of the data in the "galaxy guide", as well as taken the object and replaced it with the decoy. We are now able to locate and stop them. but first..." *transforms back to normal* "this is amazing... this guide says that there are "alternate universes", other earths that are different then ours. I need to study this further..."
Doublez: Phew, it looks like we're in good shape. We have the Galaxy Guide, all three of us are here, and the rest of the Doublez Squad is on their way so we can set up a base camp.
SCM: I have to say, Rockkip, you chose the perfect place. Practically everyone here is a mutant, so a giant flying van in the sky carrying a human-Creeper hybrid, a wolf person and a Mudkip will be just an average day. Even if those guys DO come to this dimension, there's a million dungeons and ruins and stuff like that to hide in.
Doublez: Dangit, we were so close to finding the next clue. I bet that place right there has tacos, though!
Doublez: Well, we're the Doublez Squad. We're kinda like travelers of the multiverse. The reason why we came to the Steven Universe *giggles* Universe, sorry I can't help myself but giggle at that, was about 75 percent to have fun. The other 25 percent, well, this. *takes out the Galaxy guide* This book is so awesome, you should feel a sense of accomplishment just by looking at it.
SCM: I'll take it from here to avoid exxagerated details. So, this book was written a long time ago by a man who learned to travel the multiverse. He used this ability to document information about the universe and put it in this book, which he called the Galaxy Guide. One day, he mysteriously dissapeared, only leaving behind the Galaxy Guide and the Clues.
Rockkip: Mud! Mud!
SCM: Rockkip likes to tell the part about the Clues. I'll translate.
Rockkip: (via SCM's translation) The writer of this book left 20 clues throughout the multiverse. *takes the galaxy guide and opens it to a page consisting of 5 peices of paper taped together* We already found 4. These Clues were left behind so someone could find him in his hiding place. He often left them secretly. A single footstep in the room, and a Clue could be there. We were really close to finding a Clue in your universe.
Doublez: And that's pretty much who we are, now ask us about our tacos!
Doublez: Alright, let me explain. *explains the story and how the Clue is in the Shadow Realm* Let's do this. Tempus est ut iret in universum et ad caulas invicem aliudque cum umbris! *everyone gets transported to the Shadow Realm. however, Tourmaline appears as her consciousness*
SCM: Well, there it is! *points to a rabbit holding a peice of paper*
Dr. Funtimes: Are you sure it isn't a monster?
Bob: Relax, it's probably just a peaceful...
*the rabbit turns into a giant version of torkscrew *
Doublez: I donno. The brains of the team is out collecting presents. I'll give you it raw. Zài shí jǐ qǐshì zhī dì, wèiyú xià yīgè xiànsuǒ, zhè jiāng dǎozhì nǐ zài shíshì dào yī wèi nǚshì dì pàopaotáng, yīgè yùndòng de nánhái, hé shǔ bù qīng de jiàn dòushì àn zhù yàoshi. It's in Chinese, and only Rockkip knows Chinese.
I Find jewels and dragon sleeps on them so he can have belly armor (dragon bellies are sticky so when they sleep on treasure they have belly armor, usually jewels they also have soft scales on their belly compared to the rest of the body and this is getting to long lol)