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Speaker Dialogue
(The screen is filled with static until Steven's face is seen.)
Steven *adjusts camera* Getting in focus... okay. Hey, I'm Steven, and this is my first unboxing video. I've been a long time fan of the novelty bag community, as you can tell by my *reaches for something* ... Cheeseburger Backpack! *shows backpack to camera and zooms into a stain on the backpack* It's kinda dirty, but that's because I love it so much.*puts bag away* Anyway, I ordered a brand new novelty bag. Let's take a look, together! *blows a raspberry*
[Scene closes with a star iris and reopening to the next scene]
Steven *opens door* So, the package should be here any second now...
Jamie *facing backwards* Is the camera ready?
Steven *whispers* Yeah.
Jamie *inhales* Special, *turns around* delivery! *reveals eyes* Can I get a copy of this for my reel?
[The screen fills with static, followed by the next scene]
Steven *imitates royal horn sounds as he shreds open the box* Bum pa da bum, bum bum bum bum bararam bum bum bum bum, bummm! [Camera zooms out to show the duffel bag] It's the highly anticipated Hot Dog Duffel Bag! Now this is a particularly momentous occasion. Cause this is Wacky Sacks's first duffel bag in their line of sacks!
[Camera focuses on the Gems]
Pearl Steven, are you ready to go on the mission?
Steven Oh! Uh-uhh, I can't! I'm doing a video review.
Amethyst Of a box?
Steven No, of a bag!
Pearl *cups hands* Ooooh, alright. Well, have fun with your bag!
Amethyst *points down* Looks like Lion is already "helping".
(Lion starts to chew on the box that the Hot Dog Duffel Bag is in.)
Steven Wha, Lion! (Lion stops chewing.)
[Scene closes with a star iris and reopens to another scene]
Steven [Camera blurs until we hear Steven's voice] *panting* Ok, looks about... 6 and a half hot dogs long, and for all you international viewers that's about... 7 metric bratwursts. *feels the bag* Hmm, the bun fabric is really soft, the hot dog part feels kinda scratchy and stiff. *pulls the hotdog part* *turns the camera onto himself* My dad likes it when the hot dog skin is all crispy and snappy because he thinks it tastes better. I don't think there is such a thing as a bad dog though, only bad chefs. *laughs a little*
(The Temple Door activating is heard in the background.)
Pearl *shouts in the background* Don't let it into the house! No!
(Growling is heard as Garnet summons her gauntlets offscreen.)
Steven *laughs nervously* Sorry for the audio issues, dudes.
Amethyst *gets tossed across the room* Waaauggh!
[Scene closes with static]
Steven *ignores the chaos* *holds bag* There are three pockets which is really nice, cause sometimes you need more than two! Wacky Sacks is just really thoughtful like that- (The part Steven was holding the bag gets splattered with ink, along with his hand.) Aggh! Ugggh. *looks at hand, then wipes the bag* Hey, good goo resistance! Bonus!
[Scene closes with static]
Steven *is sprayed with ink all over his body* Overall, I'd say this is a pretty good bag, especially if you like hot dogs.
Pearl Steven!
Steven *puts on a nervous smile* Hey! so thanks for watching, *growling is heard again* please make sure to subscribe to my channel. (The Slinker's tentacles are caught on tape.) Umm, have a nice day and... *shouts* I love you, bye!
Pearl *shouts offscreen* STEVEN! STOP FILMING AND HE---
[Scene closes with static]
ve Transcripts
Pilot Pilot
Season 1 A: Gem GlowLaser Light CannonCheeseburger BackpackTogether BreakfastFryboCat FingersBubble BuddiesSerious StevenTiger MillionaireSteven's LionArcade ManiaGiant WomanSo Many BirthdaysLars and the Cool KidsOnion TradeSteven the Sword FighterLion 2: The MovieBeach PartyRose's RoomCoach StevenJoking VictimSteven and the StevensMonster BuddiesAn Indirect KissMirror Gem/Ocean Gem

B: House GuestSpace RaceSecret TeamIsland AdventureKeep Beach City WeirdFusion CuisineGarnet's UniverseWatermelon StevenLion 3: Straight to VideoWarp TourAlone TogetherThe TestFuture VisionOn the RunHorror ClubWinter ForecastMaximum CapacityMarble MadnessRose's ScabbardOpen BookShirt ClubStory for StevenThe MessagePolitical PowerThe Return/Jail Break

Season 2 Full DisclosureJoy RideSay UncleLove LettersReformedSworn to the SwordRising Tides, Crashing SkiesKeeping It TogetherWe Need to TalkChille TidCry for HelpKeystone MotelOnion FriendHistorical FrictionFriend ShipNightmare HospitalSadie's SongCatch and ReleaseWhen It RainsBack to the BarnToo FarThe AnswerSteven's BirthdayIt Could've Been GreatMessage ReceivedLog Date 7 15 2
Season 3 Super Watermelon Island/Gem DrillSame Old WorldBarn MatesHit the DiamondSteven FloatsDrop Beat DadMr. GregToo Short to RideThe New LarsBeach City DriftRestaurant WarsKiki's Pizza Delivery ServiceMonster ReunionAlone at SeaGreg the BabysitterGem HuntCrack the WhipSteven vs. AmethystBismuthBetaEarthlingsBack to the MoonBubbled
Season 4 The Kindergarten KidKnow Your FusionBuddy's BookMindful EducationFuture Boy ZoltronLast One Out of Beach CityOnion GangGem HarvestThree Gems and a BabySteven's DreamAdventures in Light DistortionGem HeistThe ZooThat Will Be AllThe New Crystal GemsStorm in the RoomRocknaldoTiger PhilanthropistRoom for RubyLion 4: Alternate EndingDoug OutThe Good LarsAre You My Dad?I Am My Mom
Season 5 Stuck TogetherThe TrialOff ColorsLars' HeadDewey WinsGemcationRaising the BarnBack to the KindergartenSadie KillerKevin PartyLars of the StarsJungle MoonYour Mother and MineThe Big ShowPool HoppingLetters to LarsCan't Go BackA Single Pale RoseNow We're Only Falling ApartWhat's Your Problem?The QuestionMade of HonorReunitedLegs From Here to HomeworldFamiliarTogether AloneEscapismChange Your Mind
Film Steven Universe: The Movie
Future Little HomeschoolGuidanceRose BudsVolleyball
Shorts Lion Loves to Fit in a BoxThe Classroom Gems: What Are Gems?We Are the Crystal GemsThe Classroom Gems: How Are Gems Made?UnboxingThe Classroom Gems: FusionCooking with LionGem KaraokeSteven ReactsVideo ChatSteven's Song Time
Other Crossover Nexus
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