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Speaker Dialogue
[Open Int. Steven's Room]
(The screen is filled with static until Steven is seen, as he sets up a camera up to film himself.)
Steven Getting in focus... okay. Hey, I'm Steven, and this is my first unboxing video. I've been a long time fan of the novelty bag community, as you can tell by my... Cheeseburger Backpack!
(Steven reaches up and reveals his backpack to the camera. He then holds it close to the camera to reveal a stain in the backpack.)
Steven It's kinda dirty, but that's because I love it so much. *puts the bag away* Anyway, I ordered a brand new novelty bag. Let's take a look, together!
(Steven blows a raspberry as a star iris closes onto his tongue. The star iris opens with Steven holding the camera at the front door.)
Steven *opens the door* So, the package should be here any second now...
Jamie *facing away* Is the camera ready?
Steven *whispers* Yeah.
Jamie *inhales* Special, delivery! *turns around and shifts his sunglasses* Can I get a copy of this for my reel?
(The screen is filled with static again, and Steven is seen inside the house, opening the box with a pair of scissor while imitating royal horn sounds.)
Steven Bum pa da bum, bum bum bum bum bararam bum bum bum bum, bummm! *points the camera to himself* It's the highly anticipated Hot Dog Duffel Bag! *turns the camera back at the bag* Now this is a particularly momentous occasion. Cause this is Wacky Sacks's first duffel bag in their line of sacks!
Pearl Steven, are you ready to go on the mission?
(Steven points to the camera upwards, showing the Crystal Gems standing by the Warp Pad.)
Steven Oh! Uh-uhh, I can't! I'm doing a video review.
Amethyst Of a box?
Steven No, of a bag!
Pearl Ooooh, alright. Well, have fun with your bag!
Amethyst *points down* Looks like Lion is already "helping".
Steven Wha- Lion!
(Steven points the camera down to see Lion chewing on the box containing the duffel. The star iris closes on Lion, and reopens to Steven in his room with his duffel bag.)
Steven *panting* Ok, looks about... 6-and-a-half hot dogs long, and for all you international viewers that's about... 7-metric bratwursts. *touches the bag* Hmm, the bun fabric is really soft. *pulls the hotdog part* The hot dog part feels kinda scratchy and stiff. *turns the camera onto himself* My dad likes it when the hot dog skin is all crispy and snappy because he thinks it tastes better. I don't think there is such a thing as a bad dog though, only bad chefs. *laughs a little*
(The Temple Gate is then heard activating in the background.)
Pearl *shouting* Don't let it into the house! No!
(Growling is heard as Garnet summons her gauntlets off-screen.)
Steven *laughs nervously* Sorry for the audio issues, dudes.
Amethyst Waaauggh!
(Amethyst is seen thrown across the room behind Steven, and the screen fills with static again. It quickly cuts back to Steven as he continues reviewing the bag, while fighting and chaos are heard in the background.)
Steven *holds the bag* There are three pockets which is really nice, cause sometimes you need more than two! Wacky Sacks is just really thoughtful like that-
(A splat of ink suddenly splashes onto Steven's hand and the bag.)
Steven Aggh! Ugggh. *looks at his hand, and wipes the bag* Hey, good goo resistance! Bonus!
(The screen cuts to static again, showing Steven covered in ink all over his body.)
Steven Overall, I'd say this is a pretty good bag, especially if you like hot dogs.
Pearl Steven!
Steven *smiles nervously* Hey! So thanks for watching, please make sure to subscribe to my channel. Umm, have a nice day and... I love you, bye!
(Just then, the Slinker's tentacles are caught on tape.)
Pearl *shouting off-screen* Steven! Stop filming and hel-
(The screen cuts to static for a final time.)
[END]


ve Transcripts
Pilot Pilot
Season 1 A: Gem GlowLaser Light CannonCheeseburger BackpackTogether BreakfastFryboCat FingersBubble BuddiesSerious StevenTiger MillionaireSteven's LionArcade ManiaGiant WomanSo Many BirthdaysLars and the Cool KidsOnion TradeSteven the Sword FighterLion 2: The MovieBeach PartyRose's RoomCoach StevenJoking VictimSteven and the StevensMonster BuddiesAn Indirect KissMirror Gem/Ocean Gem

B: House GuestSpace RaceSecret TeamIsland AdventureKeep Beach City WeirdFusion CuisineGarnet's UniverseWatermelon StevenLion 3: Straight to VideoWarp TourAlone TogetherThe TestFuture VisionOn the RunHorror ClubWinter ForecastMaximum CapacityMarble MadnessRose's ScabbardOpen BookShirt ClubStory for StevenThe MessagePolitical PowerThe Return/Jail Break

Season 2 Full DisclosureJoy RideSay UncleLove LettersReformedSworn to the SwordRising Tides, Crashing SkiesKeeping It TogetherWe Need to TalkChille TidCry for HelpKeystone MotelOnion FriendHistorical FrictionFriend ShipNightmare HospitalSadie's SongCatch and ReleaseWhen It RainsBack to the BarnToo FarThe AnswerSteven's BirthdayIt Could've Been GreatMessage ReceivedLog Date 7 15 2
Season 3 Super Watermelon Island/Gem DrillSame Old WorldBarn MatesHit the DiamondSteven FloatsDrop Beat DadMr. GregToo Short to RideThe New LarsBeach City DriftRestaurant WarsKiki's Pizza Delivery ServiceMonster ReunionAlone at SeaGreg the BabysitterGem HuntCrack the WhipSteven vs. AmethystBismuthBetaEarthlingsBack to the MoonBubbled
Season 4 The Kindergarten KidKnow Your FusionBuddy's BookMindful EducationFuture Boy ZoltronLast One Out of Beach CityOnion GangGem HarvestThree Gems and a BabySteven's DreamAdventures in Light DistortionGem HeistThe ZooThat Will Be AllThe New Crystal GemsStorm in the RoomRocknaldoTiger PhilanthropistRoom for RubyLion 4: Alternate EndingDoug OutThe Good LarsAre You My Dad?I Am My Mom
Season 5 Stuck TogetherThe TrialOff ColorsLars' HeadDewey WinsGemcationRaising the BarnBack to the KindergartenSadie KillerKevin PartyLars of the StarsJungle MoonYour Mother and MineThe Big ShowPool HoppingLetters to LarsCan't Go BackA Single Pale RoseNow We're Only Falling ApartWhat's Your Problem?The QuestionMade of HonorReunitedLegs From Here to HomeworldFamiliarTogether AloneEscapismChange Your Mind
Film Steven Universe: The Movie
Future Little HomeschoolGuidanceRose BudsVolleyballBluebirdA Very Special EpisodeSnow DayWhy So Blue?Little GraduationPrickly PairIn DreamsBismuth CasualTogether ForeverGrowing PainsMr. UniverseFragmentsHomeworld BoundEverything's FineI Am My MonsterThe Future
Shorts Lion Loves to Fit in a BoxThe Classroom Gems: What Are Gems?We Are the Crystal GemsThe Classroom Gems: How Are Gems Made?UnboxingThe Classroom Gems: FusionCooking with LionGem KaraokeSteven ReactsVideo ChatSteven's Song Time
Other Crossover Nexus
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