Steven unboxes and reviews his new Wacky Sack Hot Dog Duffle Bag.
A screen full of static appears for a second, and Steven appears. Steven focuses the camera, and introduces himself. Steven tells the viewers that this is his first unboxing video, and explains how he is a fan of novelty backpack, showing his Cheeseburger Backpack. Bringing the backpack closer to the screen, the viewers can see that there is some dirt on it, but Steven says that it is because he loves it so much. Steven comes back to the topic and says that he bought a new bag. He invites the viewer to "take a look...together!" The star iris closes onto Steven, and reopens on the door. Steven opens the door, and says the package should be there any second. We see Jamie standing, his back facing the camera. There is a pause, and Jamie asks if the camera is ready. Steven tells Jamie "yeah." Jamie takes a deep breath, turns around, and says "Special Delivery!" in a narrative voice, tilting his sunglasses. The box he holds says "Wacky Sacks." Jamie then asks if he can get a copy of the video for his reel. Another static screen appears for a split second.
The next scene shows the Wacky Sacks box. Steven hums an upbeat tunes while cutting the box's tape with a pair of scissors. Still humming his tune, Steven opens the box, revealing a bag that resembles a giant hot dog. Steven is very excited, stating "It's my highly anticipated Hot Dog Duffle Bag!" Steven then proceeds to tell the viewers that this is a "highly momentous occasion," because the hot dog bag is Wacky Sack's first duffle bag in their line of sacks. We hear Pearl's voice, and the camera moves to show Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl. Pearl asks if Steven is ready to go on a mission. Steven tells the gems that he can't, because he is doing a video review. Confused, Amethyst asks Steven if he is doing a review of a box, and Steven replies, "no! Of a bag!" Pearl accepts his excuse, and tells Steven to "Have fun with his bag." Amethyst points to the box and states that "Lion is already helping." The camera goes back down to show Lion chewing on the box with the hot dog bag in it. Steven admonishes Lion, and the star Iris closes on Lion's face.
The star iris reopens and the scene is now in Steven's room again. The hot dog bag is now out of the box. Steven examines it, and estimates that it is about six and a half real hot dogs long. Steven, remembering his international viewers, says that that equals to about seven metric (inaudible). Steven touches the bag, and says the bun fabric is very soft. Steven brings his hand to the hot dog part of the bag, and says that it is pretty stretchy and stiff. The camera turns to face Steven, and he says that his dad likes his hot dog skins "all crispy and snappy," because he thinks "taste better." Steven then says that he doesn't think there's such thing as a bad hot dog, only bad chefs. Steven giggles, and we hear Pearl's voice yell, "Don't let it into the house!" Steven chuckles and apologizes to the viewers, "Sorry for the audio issues, dudes!" We then see Amethyst chucked through the air behind Steven.
Another static screen appears. The camera is back on the Hot Dog bag, and Steven touches it, saying that there are three pockets, which is really nice because, "Sometimes we need more than two." Steven then says, "Wacky Sacks is just really thoughtful like-" but is interrupted when a dark purplish-blue goop suddenly splats on his arm and the bag. Steven groans, but when he easily wipes the goop off the bag, he comes back to his cheery mood, saying, "Hey! good (inaudible) resistance! Bonus!" A static screen appears once more.
In the final scene, the camera is pointed at Steven, who is covered in goop. Steven is happy with the Hot Dog Bag, saying, "Overall, I'd say that this is a pretty great bag...especially if you like hot dogs!" We hear Pearl's voice yell "Steven!" Steven ends his video by telling the viewers to make sure to subscribe to his channel. A bunch of dark blue tentacles then emerge in the background, as Steven concludes his video by saying, "I love you! Bye!" We hear Pearl's voice yell, "Steven, stop filming and hel-" but is cut off by the final static screen.
- It is revealed that Greg prefers his hot dog skins "all crispy and snappy."
- Steven estimates the Hot Dog Duffel Bag to be six and a half hot dogs long, which would be about 3.25 feet (0.9906 meters) long. Another estimation included seven bratwursts, being approximately 5.716667 feet (1.74244 meters) long, which would be inaccurate according to Steven's calculations.
- At the end of the episode, Steven says to "subscribe to his channel" as if he makes actual YouTube videos. It is currently unknown if this channel actually exists or if he means Cartoon Network's YouTube channel.
View the episode's transcript here.