"The weapon is ready, and it is now that we perform our charge. 'In fealty of Yellow Diamond, our undying leader and the Great Diamond Authority, I declare Corruptionatus upon the Crystal System Colony Planet Earth. I hereby sign the death warrant of an entire world and consign billions of gems to corruption.' May Homeworld Justice account in all balance.
Yellow Diamond protects.
It is the nature of gems to seek culpability in a time of tragedy. It is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one's head and succumb. Inevitably many shall fault the hands upon the sword which felled Earth. But the Great Diamond Authority merely performs the duty of its office. To further fear them is redundant; to hate them, diabolical. Those more sensible will place responsibility with those who forced the hands of the Great Diamond Authority. With some fortune, they may foster this hatred into purpose, and further rule their own fate by coming to the Diamonds' service.
Yet ultimately, it was Yellow Diamond who set these events into motion, with a single blow from her weapon.
The Corrupting Light."
5000 ASW, 300 km above Earth
"Admiral Aquamarine. With all respect, is annihilation of the planet the only solution?
Commander Quartz, it is said that corruption is like a tree. Its roots lie in darkness while its leaves wave in the sun. You can prune away its branches, even cut the tree to the ground. Yet it will grow again, ever stronger.
Such is the nature of corruption, and why it is so difficult to destroy. Some may question my right to destroy a world of ten billion gems. But for those who truly understand, realize I have no right to let them live.
No sacrifice is too great.
No corruption too small."
So I heard y'all were making gemsonas.
Hemimorphite was one of the key test subjects part of a clandestine operation, codenamed: Project Zafira, which was secretly funded by the Gem Homeworld Collective known as the G.C.A.
The purpose of the project was to create a new type of gem capable of absorbing lustful emotions to fuel their destructive capabilities.
Records of the experiment still remain unclear, but the project was successful and the cost too high.
Months after the project's initial launch, majority of the test subjects started showing signs of psychotic behavior and exhibit suicidal tendencies. Most of them started forming tribes and groups, and started showing incredible adoration of the color pink or anything that had the same color. The subjects started to grow extra limbs with razor sharp claws made out of their own bodies, as well as pink gem shards coming out of their skin. Reports of mutilated inmates and staff soon arose throughout the facility. The remaining guards stationed in the facility tried to control the situation, but were hopelessly overwhelmed. Due to the increasing number of deaths and lack of proper funding, the G.C.A. ordered the termination of the project, by sending a clean-up crew to finish the job. The remaining subjects and staff were purged, all data in relation to the experiment destroyed, and the planet detonated.
Hemimorphite and the other inmates managed to escape with the help of Garnet, the last surviving member of the clean-up crew. They escaped using one of the docked freight ships named, the Zephyr which was loaded with classified material and minerals mined directly from the planet.
Hemimorphite's current whereabouts remain unknown. She was last reported as an off-world miner in the Uxor Station, orbiting Uranus.
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