Seriously, this is incredibly likely to happen. Lapis, easily themost tragic character in the show so far, is in the hands of Rebecca "Tears Viewers Hearts Out With All The Delicacy Of A Sadistic Beaver Entrusted With A Chainsaw" Sugar.  The real question is: how? Please discuss, I'm curious to see what you peeps think.

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