Jasper and Lapis, Breadstick Friends Forever
Jasper wanted breadsticks. She got breadsticks. Lapis wanted breadsticks. This goes on for a bit.
Greg=Illuminati
(Idk if illuminati is inappropriate for this website or anything so if it is remove this)
I have come to a conclusion through my research that the Greg organization is actually a secret group led my none other than ILLUMINATI!!!
Here is what I have:
Greg is illuminati because greg is a father and fathers are family and family is a group and a group of numbers can equal 2 and 2 is a pair and we all have at least 1 pair of shoes and shoes help us walk and walking is exersize and exersizing is good and superman is good and superman is an alien and aliens come from space and bill cypher comes from space and bill cypher is based off of illuminati!!!
GREG=ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!!
ALSO I SHOULDN'T HAVE TURNED THE CAPS LOCK ON I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TURN I…
Greg really just isn't what he seems
Greg will show no mercy in the hands of disguise! The Gregs will stay togreger forgreger! Also, in case anyone was wondering, Greg is an interdimensional being whose reality in this dimension is only an illusion.
8. Greggo my eggo
9. Greg the explorer
10. Gregly
11. Bakugreg
Greg is still not what he seems
As I said, Greg isn't what he seems. So, here are more possible life forms:
4. GLaDOS (G for Greg)
5. Yellow Greg
6. Balloon Greg
7. Gregninja
Greg is not who he seems
BECUASE OF THE RECENT GREG INFESTATION, I HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT THERE IS A SECRET SOCIETY CONSISTING OF GREG LIFEFORMS. I HAVE CREATED A LIST OF POSSIBLE GREG LIFEFORMS BELOW:
1. GREG IS THE MOTHER
2. GREG CIPHER
3. BIRDO IN DISGUISE
MORE POSSIBLE LIFEFORMS COMING SOON
P.S. HOW DO YOU TURN OFF CAPS LOCK? I FORGOT.