Gregory Universe should lose custody of Steven.

He wasn't prepared for making Rose pregnant, never took his son to a doctor, raised Steven in a van, and, in running away from home, denied his son the ONE thing he always wanted but sadly will never have now that he's out, A NORMAL CHILDHOOD! WHAT A MONSTER! I once feared that Steven would end up like Greg- a big, fat, lazy, unlikable idiot! Thank the Lord he's more like his responsible mother.

I wonder when Steven will come back...

(To the tune of Let Us Adore You Reprise Someday. Somewhere. Somehow. He'll come again. They just need to find someone. (Just let us adore him.)

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