Peridot Writes a Book
Title: Rose Quartz
Alternate Title: How I came to Earth
Chapter 1:
Call me Peridot. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having few assignments, I began studying the history of the lost Kindergartens of Earth. Whenever I find myself growing bored, whenever there is no injector needing care, no gems emerging, I read of these lost Kindergartens.
There now is our insular world of Home, belted round by space wharves as islands by coral reefs. On any day, posted like silent sentinels all around the world, stand thousands upon thousands of Gems with their gazes fixed upon the arriving and departing space ships. But these are all worker Gems, of normal days doing their chores upon the surface of HomeWorld.…
It's Crazy Theory Time!
Today's Crazy Theory is actually an old one combined with a new one.
The old theory is here: Is This White Diamond? (from 3 years ago).
The old theory was basically that the Gem that formed the pyramid temple in Serious Steven might be White Diamond.
My new theory, which I have written about in a couple of places, is that White Diamond on Homeworld is not the real White Diamond, but is instead some sort of puppet of White Pearl.
It has just occured to me that both could be true. The reason White Pearl has a fake White Diamond is that the real White Diamond somehow got turned into the pyramid temple, and White Pearl is covering that up for some reason.
I know this is far fetched, but I'm not named Ronaldo for nothing.
Universal Halloween Koan
A Koan is a Chinese style of four line poems.
I wish I had thought of this 3 weeks ago, but better late than never I guess?
Connie Dies
Steven Cries
Connie Arise
Zombie Stevonnie
Another Crazy Theory
Here is my newest crazy theory, inspired by "Legs From Here to Homeworld".
Steven will try to heal White Pearl's crack. He will not be able to. He will eventually discover that White Pearl is not alive, she is not a Gem, or organic. She is a very realistic hologram Pearl.
Then he will discover that White Diamond is only a large statue, with a blank face. The face he saw on her was a projection from the real White Pearl's Gem (just like our Pearl can project images when she wants to).
After the Gem War on Earth something tragic happened to White Diamond, (perhaps she commited suicide, but that seems rather harsh for a children's TV show). What ever it was that happened, White was shattered, but this was kept secret by White Pearl for fear that…
Letter to Lars Mini-Epilog
Lars: Eh, thanks for the letter Steven.
Steven: It was fun to write and bring to you. Is there anything I can do for you? Maybe something you would like me to bring next time I come?
Lars: I'm fine, though I do miss Beach City. It's not too bad though, I like these Gems here, and they seem to like me, so it's OK. Being a Pirate keeps me pretty busy too.
Lars: There is one thing though. Could you bring me some Lion Lickers? I've had the strangest craving for them since I've been gone. I never used to like them.
Steven: Lion Lickers, you bet! Anything else you'd like me to bring you?
Lars: Well,...
Lars(whispers): Sadie? Just for a short visit?
Steven: Well, I, ..., I'll try. Anything else?
Lars(thinks): Yeah, yeah! Tell Ronaldo I'm really sorry …