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We Are The Crystal Mods (Extended)[]

Lyrics[]

If you're a troll and you are on the rise
You can count on the five of us kicking you out
'Cause we're good and evil never beats us
We'll permaban you and then go out for pizzas
We are the Crystal Mods
We'll always kick some butts
And if you think we can't
We'll ban you right on the spot
That's why the users of this chat believe in
JinxBinx, Shar, Alcana, and Strong and Sticks!
If you could only know, what we really are
When we joined this Wikia, from out beyond the Webs
We were amazed to find, your articles and your blogs
And we will protect your fandom,
And we will protect your chat
And we will protect your chat,
And we will protect you!
We will fight for the place where we're free!
To moderate together and exist as us!
We will fight in the name of Killer!
And everything that he believes in!
We will fight for the Wikia we were modded in!
This website is everything we've ever known!
We will fight to be everything that the staff wants us to be when we're promoted!
The vandals are against us, this won't be easy,
but we're not going to do it alone!
We are the Crystal Mods
We'll always kick some butts
And if you think we can't
We'll ban you right on the spot
That's why the users of this chat believe in
JinxBinx, Shar, Alcana, and Strong and Sticks!


Byoutiful, innit? ;3;

Sorry if I didn't include every mod, the last line wouldn't match the original's syllable count or whatever. It already doesn't with five mods.

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