Season 1[]
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Nice van. Really living the high life. |
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—"Story for Steven" |
Season 2[]
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Is that Steven? Look at him! He looks just like Greg. That's good, That's good, he used to be super-hot. |
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—"Onion Friend" |
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Now, tell me, Steven, aren't we just the spitting image of mischief? |
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—"Onion Friend" |
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And Steven, he loves talking about you. |
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—"Onion Friend" |
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It's just a little dish I like to call, "Noodles and Butter". |
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—"Onion Friend" |
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It's just been me and Yellowtail for a while. |
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—"Onion Friend" |
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Next thing you know, I'm living with the fisherman. |
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—"Onion Friend" |
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What can you do? Kids gotta express themselves. |
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—"Onion Friend" |
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Oh, whenever Sour Cream starts DJ-ing he uses up all the electricity in the house. Good thing Yellowtail isn't here, it drives him nuts! |
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—"Onion Friend" |
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Hey, we don't always get along in this family. Yellowtail and Sour Cream are always at each other's throats. It makes me nuts. |
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—"Onion Friend" |
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Looks like he's ready for you Steven. |
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—"Onion Friend" |
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You know how much I wanted to be like you? I still think about it. To be honest, that's why I started painting you again. I'm... I'm inspired by you, Amethyst. |
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—"Onion Friend" |
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Thanks for breaking into my house. |
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—"Onion Friend" |
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Well, whatever you are, don't be a stranger. |
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—"Onion Friend" |
Season 3[]
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Thanks for leaving me all the cereal dust, Greg! |
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—"Greg the Babysitter" |
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Got to grow up sometime. |
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—"Greg the Babysitter" |
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Hello? Uh-huh. Wait, what do you mean you can't come? Death in the family? Wait, a hamster doesn't count! You can't do this to me! Look, I -- I really need - Hey! Hello? Aaaah! Lousy 12-year-old! |
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—"Greg the Babysitter" |
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And if anything bad happens to my kid, you better pray your space goddess' magic can bring people back from the dead, because I will destroy you. |
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—"Greg the Babysitter" |
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Okay? Your shirt's clean. You want it back, or are you just gonna go for a topless stroll? |
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—"Greg the Babysitter" |
Season 5[]
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Sure, I could use a break. I've been working on this still life of a step stool, but I just don't feel inspired. |
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—"Pool Hopping" |
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So you wanna be my muse, eh? |
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—"Pool Hopping" |
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Steven: Sorry, Vidalia! Maybe next time! |
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—"Pool Hopping" |