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Speaker Dialogue
The short begins with Steven calling Peridot through "Videophone" on a laptop.
Peridot Hello?
Steven Hi, Peridot!
Peridot Steven, can you hear me?
Steven I-I can hear y --
Peridot [Shouting] Can you hear me?!
Steven [Louder] I can hear y --
Peridot fiddles with her tablet to increase the volume.
Peridot [Grumbles] How do I work this stupid thing? Ahh! Steven?
Steven Hi, Peridot!
Peridot Steven! [Laughs] Behold my resourceful genius! I figured out how to get Wi-Fi in the barn. The connection is fast enough to stream "Camp Pining Hearts" in all 1,080 p's. It took me a while, but let me tell you how I did it. So, I had to go through...
The signal cuts on the beeping computer.
Steven Peridot?
Peridot So, there I was, face to face with one of those big --
The signal continues to receive interruptions and make the static squeal.
Steven Peridot, you're breaking up.
Peridot ...running for my life with nothing but a --
The signal cuts once more.
Peridot And then it bit me!
The signal cuts once more.
Peridot And now the Wi-Fi works perfectly. What did you do today?
Steven I learned how to do this.
Steven does "the rubber pencil" trick.
Peridot What? Lapis, get over here.
Lapis Is that Steven?
Peridot Yes.
Lapis Oh, no! Steven, what happened?
Steven Oh, you guys, it's fine. It's just a --
Lapis How did he get trapped in there? Why aren't you doing something?
Peridot Lapis, relax. It's just my communication pad.
Lapis picks up Peridot's tablet.
Lapis Who did this to you? Steven, I'll get you out of there. Where's your gem on this thing? I-I --
Steven Lapis?
Lapis can't find it!
Peridot What?
Lapis He must be inside.
Steven Wait --
Steven and Peridot Lapis --
Peridot It's just a screen! Sto --
(Video Chat from Peridot breaks)
Steven Oh, geez.
Steven crawls away and makes his way to the Barn. The chat resumes after he leaves.
Peridot Oh, thank the stars. I thought you were a goner.
Lapis Step aside, Peridot. I have to free him.
Peridot Lapis, no!
Lapis I'll save you Steven! I'll save you like you saved me!
Peridot Calm down!
Steven enters the Barn.
Steven Wait! Stop! I'm fine!
Lapis Steven! You're okay!
Lapis hugs Steven.
Lapis Oh, sorry, Peridot.
Peridot It's okay. Just take it easy with that bat.
Steven Aw, look. It's Lion. W-Wait, Lion. Lion, be careful! Lion, no!
Lion knocks over the laptop, ending the connection.
Steven No! That was Connie's laptop! Lion!
Lapis He should really be more careful with other people's stuff.
Peridot Mmh.
The call and episode ends.

ve Transcripts
Pilot Pilot
Season 1 A: Gem GlowLaser Light CannonCheeseburger BackpackTogether BreakfastFryboCat FingersBubble BuddiesSerious StevenTiger MillionaireSteven's LionArcade ManiaGiant WomanSo Many BirthdaysLars and the Cool KidsOnion TradeSteven the Sword FighterLion 2: The MovieBeach PartyRose's RoomCoach StevenJoking VictimSteven and the StevensMonster BuddiesAn Indirect KissMirror Gem/Ocean Gem

B: House GuestSpace RaceSecret TeamIsland AdventureKeep Beach City WeirdFusion CuisineGarnet's UniverseWatermelon StevenLion 3: Straight to VideoWarp TourAlone TogetherThe TestFuture VisionOn the RunHorror ClubWinter ForecastMaximum CapacityMarble MadnessRose's ScabbardOpen BookShirt ClubStory for StevenThe MessagePolitical PowerThe Return/Jail Break

Season 2 Full DisclosureJoy RideSay UncleLove LettersReformedSworn to the SwordRising Tides, Crashing SkiesKeeping It TogetherWe Need to TalkChille TidCry for HelpKeystone MotelOnion FriendHistorical FrictionFriend ShipNightmare HospitalSadie's SongCatch and ReleaseWhen It RainsBack to the BarnToo FarThe AnswerSteven's BirthdayIt Could've Been GreatMessage ReceivedLog Date 7 15 2
Season 3 Super Watermelon Island/Gem DrillSame Old WorldBarn MatesHit the DiamondSteven FloatsDrop Beat DadMr. GregToo Short to RideThe New LarsBeach City DriftRestaurant WarsKiki's Pizza Delivery ServiceMonster ReunionAlone at SeaGreg the BabysitterGem HuntCrack the WhipSteven vs. AmethystBismuthBetaEarthlingsBack to the MoonBubbled
Season 4 The Kindergarten KidKnow Your FusionBuddy's BookMindful EducationFuture Boy ZoltronLast One Out of Beach CityOnion GangGem HarvestThree Gems and a BabySteven's DreamAdventures in Light DistortionGem HeistThe ZooThat Will Be AllThe New Crystal GemsStorm in the RoomRocknaldoTiger PhilanthropistRoom for RubyLion 4: Alternate EndingDoug OutThe Good LarsAre You My Dad?I Am My Mom
Season 5 Stuck TogetherThe TrialOff ColorsLars' HeadDewey WinsGemcationRaising the BarnBack to the KindergartenSadie KillerKevin PartyLars of the StarsJungle MoonYour Mother and MineThe Big ShowPool HoppingLetters to LarsCan't Go BackA Single Pale RoseNow We're Only Falling ApartWhat's Your Problem?The QuestionMade of HonorReunitedLegs From Here to HomeworldFamiliarTogether AloneEscapismChange Your Mind
Film Steven Universe: The Movie
Season 6 TBA
Shorts Lion Loves to Fit in a BoxThe Classroom Gems: What Are Gems?We Are the Crystal GemsThe Classroom Gems: How Are Gems Made?UnboxingThe Classroom Gems: FusionCooking with LionGem KaraokeSteven ReactsVideo ChatSteven's Song Time
Other Crossover Nexus
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