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Speaker Dialogue
[Open Int. Steven's Room]
(Steven is seen calling Peridot through "Videophone" on a laptop.)
Peridot Hello?
Steven Hi, Peridot!
Peridot Steven, can you hear me?
Steven I-I can hear y-
Steven I can hear y-
(Peridot fiddles with her tablet to increase the volume, while she grumbles loudly in frustration.)
Peridot How do I work this stupid thing? Ahh! Steven?
Steven Hi, Peridot!
Peridot Steven! *laughs* Behold my resourceful genius! I figured out how to get Wi-Fi in the barn.
(Peridot shows Steven an active lawnmower outside the barn, remodeled into a modem.)
Peridot The connection is fast enough to stream "Camp Pining Hearts" in all 1,080 p's! It took me a while, but let me tell you how I did it. So, I had to go through-
(Peridot's transmission begins glitching out.)
Steven Peridot?
Peridot So, there I was, face to face with one of those big-
(The transmission continues to glitch, as the signal gets interrupted with squealing noises.)
Steven Peridot, you're breaking up.
Peridot ...running for my life with nothing but a-
(The transmission glitches again.)
Peridot And then it bit me!-
(The transmission glitches once more.)
Peridot And now the Wi-Fi works perfectly. What did you do today?
Steven I learned how to do this.
(Steven does the "rubber pencil" trick for Peridot to see.)
Peridot Whaaaat!? Lapis, get over here.
Lapis Is that... Steven? *looks uneasy*
Peridot Yes.
Lapis Oh, no! Steven, what happened?!
Steven Oh, you guys, it's fine. It's just a-
Lapis How did he get trapped in there?! Why aren't you doing something?!
Peridot Lapis, relax. It's just my communication pad.
(Lapis snatches Peridot's tablet.)
Lapis Who did this to you?! Steven, I'll get you out of there! Where's your gem on this thing? I-I-
Steven Lapis?
Lapis I can't find it!
Peridot What?
Lapis He must be inside!
Steven Wait-
Steven & Peridot Lapis-
Peridot It's just a screen! Sto-
(The transmission from Peridot's end suddenly cuts away.)
Steven Oh geez!
(Steven crawls away out of his room, when Peridot's transmission returns.)
Peridot Oh, thank the stars. I thought you were a goner.
Lapis Step aside, Peridot. I have to free him.
Peridot Lapis, no!
Lapis *wielding a baseball bat* I'll save you Steven! I'll save you like you saved me!
Peridot Calm down!
(Steven then comes running into the Barn.)
Steven Wait! Stop! I'm fine!
Lapis Steven! You're okay! *hugs Steven*
Lapis Oh, sorry, Peridot.
Peridot It's okay. Just take it easy with that bat.
(Just then, Lion's legs appear on the laptop's end of the video chat.)
Steven Aww look. It's Lion. W-Wait, Lion. Lion, be careful! Lion, no!
(Lion knocks the laptop out of Steven's room, causing the connection to end.)
Steven Noooo! *runs frantically out of the Barn* That was Connie's laptop! LION!
Lapis He should really be more careful with other people's stuff.
Peridot *unamused* Hmm...
(Peridot ends the call as well.)

ve Transcripts
Pilot Pilot
Season 1 A: Gem GlowLaser Light CannonCheeseburger BackpackTogether BreakfastFryboCat FingersBubble BuddiesSerious StevenTiger MillionaireSteven's LionArcade ManiaGiant WomanSo Many BirthdaysLars and the Cool KidsOnion TradeSteven the Sword FighterLion 2: The MovieBeach PartyRose's RoomCoach StevenJoking VictimSteven and the StevensMonster BuddiesAn Indirect KissMirror Gem/Ocean Gem

B: House GuestSpace RaceSecret TeamIsland AdventureKeep Beach City WeirdFusion CuisineGarnet's UniverseWatermelon StevenLion 3: Straight to VideoWarp TourAlone TogetherThe TestFuture VisionOn the RunHorror ClubWinter ForecastMaximum CapacityMarble MadnessRose's ScabbardOpen BookShirt ClubStory for StevenThe MessagePolitical PowerThe Return/Jail Break

Season 2 Full DisclosureJoy RideSay UncleLove LettersReformedSworn to the SwordRising Tides, Crashing SkiesKeeping It TogetherWe Need to TalkChille TidCry for HelpKeystone MotelOnion FriendHistorical FrictionFriend ShipNightmare HospitalSadie's SongCatch and ReleaseWhen It RainsBack to the BarnToo FarThe AnswerSteven's BirthdayIt Could've Been GreatMessage ReceivedLog Date 7 15 2
Season 3 Super Watermelon Island/Gem DrillSame Old WorldBarn MatesHit the DiamondSteven FloatsDrop Beat DadMr. GregToo Short to RideThe New LarsBeach City DriftRestaurant WarsKiki's Pizza Delivery ServiceMonster ReunionAlone at SeaGreg the BabysitterGem HuntCrack the WhipSteven vs. AmethystBismuthBetaEarthlingsBack to the MoonBubbled
Season 4 The Kindergarten KidKnow Your FusionBuddy's BookMindful EducationFuture Boy ZoltronLast One Out of Beach CityOnion GangGem HarvestThree Gems and a BabySteven's DreamAdventures in Light DistortionGem HeistThe ZooThat Will Be AllThe New Crystal GemsStorm in the RoomRocknaldoTiger PhilanthropistRoom for RubyLion 4: Alternate EndingDoug OutThe Good LarsAre You My Dad?I Am My Mom
Season 5 Stuck TogetherThe TrialOff ColorsLars' HeadDewey WinsGemcationRaising the BarnBack to the KindergartenSadie KillerKevin PartyLars of the StarsJungle MoonYour Mother and MineThe Big ShowPool HoppingLetters to LarsCan't Go BackA Single Pale RoseNow We're Only Falling ApartWhat's Your Problem?The QuestionMade of HonorReunitedLegs From Here to HomeworldFamiliarTogether AloneEscapismChange Your Mind
Film Steven Universe: The Movie
Future Little HomeschoolGuidanceRose BudsVolleyballBluebirdA Very Special EpisodeSnow DayWhy So Blue?Little GraduationPrickly PairIn DreamsBismuth CasualTogether ForeverGrowing PainsMr. UniverseFragmentsHomeworld BoundEverything's FineI Am My MonsterThe Future
Shorts Lion Loves to Fit in a BoxThe Classroom Gems: What Are Gems?We Are the Crystal GemsThe Classroom Gems: How Are Gems Made?UnboxingThe Classroom Gems: FusionCooking with LionGem KaraokeSteven ReactsVideo ChatSteven's Song Time
Other We Deserve to ShineCrossover Nexus