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| This is a transcribed copy of "Video Chat". Feel free to edit or add to this page, as long as the information comes directly from the episode. |
| Previous: "Steven Reacts" | Next: "Steven's Song Time" |
| Speaker | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| [Open Int. Steven's Room] | |
| (Steven is seen calling Peridot through "Videophone" on a laptop.) | |
| Peridot | Hello? |
| Steven | Hi, Peridot! |
| Peridot | Steven, can you hear me? |
| Steven | I-I can hear y- |
| Peridot | CAN YOU HEAR ME?! |
| Steven | I can hear y- |
| (Peridot fiddles with her tablet to increase the volume, while she grumbles loudly in frustration.) | |
| Peridot | How do I work this stupid thing? Ahh! Steven? |
| Steven | Hi, Peridot! |
| Peridot | Steven! *laughs* Behold my resourceful genius! I figured out how to get Wi-Fi in the barn. |
| (Peridot shows Steven an active lawnmower outside the barn, remodeled into a modem.) | |
| Peridot | The connection is fast enough to stream "Camp Pining Hearts" in all 1,080 p's! It took me a while, but let me tell you how I did it. So, I had to go through- |
| (Peridot's transmission begins glitching out.) | |
| Steven | Peridot? |
| Peridot | So, there I was, face to face with one of those big- |
| (The transmission continues to glitch, as the signal gets interrupted with squealing noises.) | |
| Steven | Peridot, you're breaking up. |
| Peridot | ...running for my life with nothing but a- |
| (The transmission glitches again.) | |
| Peridot | And then it bit me!- |
| (The transmission glitches once more.) | |
| Peridot | And now the Wi-Fi works perfectly. What did you do today? |
| Steven | I learned how to do this. |
| (Steven does the "rubber pencil" trick for Peridot to see.) | |
| Peridot | Whaaaat!? Lapis, get over here. |
| Lapis | Is that... Steven? *looks uneasy* |
| Peridot | Yes. |
| Lapis | Oh, no! Steven, what happened?! |
| Steven | Oh, you guys, it's fine. It's just a- |
| Lapis | How did he get trapped in there?! Why aren't you doing something?! |
| Peridot | Lapis, relax. It's just my communication pad. |
| (Lapis snatches Peridot's tablet.) | |
| Lapis | Who did this to you?! Steven, I'll get you out of there! Where's your gem on this thing? I-I- |
| Steven | Lapis? |
| Lapis | I can't find it! |
| Peridot | What? |
| Lapis | He must be inside! |
| Steven | Wait- |
| Steven & Peridot | Lapis- |
| Peridot | It's just a screen! Sto- |
| (The transmission from Peridot's end suddenly cuts away.) | |
| Steven | Oh geez! |
| (Steven crawls away out of his room, when Peridot's transmission returns.) | |
| Peridot | Oh, thank the stars. I thought you were a goner. |
| Lapis | Step aside, Peridot. I have to free him. |
| Peridot | Lapis, no! |
| Lapis | *wielding a baseball bat* I'll save you Steven! I'll save you like you saved me! |
| Peridot | Calm down! |
| (Steven then comes running into the Barn.) | |
| Steven | Wait! Stop! I'm fine! |
| Lapis | Steven! You're okay! *hugs Steven* |
| Lapis | Oh, sorry, Peridot. |
| Peridot | It's okay. Just take it easy with that bat. |
| (Just then, Lion's legs appear on the laptop's end of the video chat.) | |
| Steven | Aww look. It's Lion. W-Wait, Lion. Lion, be careful! Lion, no! |
| (Lion knocks the laptop out of Steven's room, causing the connection to end.) | |
| Steven | Noooo! *runs frantically out of the Barn* That was Connie's laptop! LION! |
| Lapis | He should really be more careful with other people's stuff. |
| Peridot | *unamused* Hmm... |
| (Peridot ends the call as well.) | |
| [END] | |
