Video Chat/Transcript

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Next: "Steven's Song Time"

Speaker	Dialogue
[Open Int. Steven's Room]
(Steven is seen calling Peridot through "Videophone" on a laptop.)
Peridot	Hello?
Steven	Hi, Peridot!
Peridot	Steven, can you hear me?
Steven	I-I can hear y-
Peridot	CAN YOU HEAR ME?!
Steven	I can hear y-
(Peridot fiddles with her tablet to increase the volume, while she grumbles loudly in frustration.)
Peridot	How do I work this stupid thing? Ahh! Steven?
Steven	Hi, Peridot!
Peridot	Steven! laughs Behold my resourceful genius! I figured out how to get Wi-Fi in the barn.
(Peridot shows Steven an active lawnmower outside the barn, remodeled into a modem.)
Peridot	The connection is fast enough to stream "Camp Pining Hearts" in all 1,080 p's! It took me a while, but let me tell you how I did it. So, I had to go through-
(Peridot's transmission begins glitching out.)
Steven	Peridot?
Peridot	So, there I was, face to face with one of those big-
(The transmission continues to glitch, as the signal gets interrupted with squealing noises.)
Steven	Peridot, you're breaking up.
Peridot	...running for my life with nothing but a-
(The transmission glitches again.)
Peridot	And then it bit me!-
(The transmission glitches once more.)
Peridot	And now the Wi-Fi works perfectly. What did you do today?
Steven	I learned how to do this.
(Steven does the "rubber pencil" trick for Peridot to see.)
Peridot	Whaaaat!? Lapis, get over here.
Lapis	Is that... Steven? looks uneasy
Peridot	Yes.
Lapis	Oh, no! Steven, what happened?!
Steven	Oh, you guys, it's fine. It's just a-
Lapis	How did he get trapped in there?! Why aren't you doing something?!
Peridot	Lapis, relax. It's just my communication pad.
(Lapis snatches Peridot's tablet.)
Lapis	Who did this to you?! Steven, I'll get you out of there! Where's your gem on this thing? I-I-
Steven	Lapis?
Lapis	I can't find it!
Peridot	What?
Lapis	He must be inside!
Steven	Wait-
Steven & Peridot	Lapis-
Peridot	It's just a screen! Sto-
(The transmission from Peridot's end suddenly cuts away.)
Steven	Oh geez!
(Steven crawls away out of his room, when Peridot's transmission returns.)
Peridot	Oh, thank the stars. I thought you were a goner.
Lapis	Step aside, Peridot. I have to free him.
Peridot	Lapis, no!
Lapis	wielding a baseball bat I'll save you Steven! I'll save you like you saved me!
Peridot	Calm down!
(Steven then comes running into the Barn.)
Steven	Wait! Stop! I'm fine!
Lapis	Steven! You're okay! hugs Steven
Lapis	Oh, sorry, Peridot.
Peridot	It's okay. Just take it easy with that bat.
(Just then, Lion's legs appear on the laptop's end of the video chat.)
Steven	Aww look. It's Lion. W-Wait, Lion. Lion, be careful! Lion, no!
(Lion knocks the laptop out of Steven's room, causing the connection to end.)
Steven	Noooo! runs frantically out of the Barn That was Connie's laptop! LION!
Lapis	He should really be more careful with other people's stuff.
Peridot	unamused Hmm...
(Peridot ends the call as well.)
[END]

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Pilot	Pilot
Season 1	A: Gem Glow • Laser Light Cannon • Cheeseburger Backpack • Together Breakfast • Frybo • Cat Fingers • Bubble Buddies • Serious Steven • Tiger Millionaire • Steven's Lion • Arcade Mania • Giant Woman • So Many Birthdays • Lars and the Cool Kids • Onion Trade • Steven the Sword Fighter • Lion 2: The Movie • Beach Party • Rose's Room • Coach Steven • Joking Victim • Steven and the Stevens • Monster Buddies • An Indirect Kiss • Mirror Gem/Ocean Gem B: House Guest • Space Race • Secret Team • Island Adventure • Keep Beach City Weird • Fusion Cuisine • Garnet's Universe • Watermelon Steven • Lion 3: Straight to Video • Warp Tour • Alone Together • The Test • Future Vision • On the Run • Horror Club • Winter Forecast • Maximum Capacity • Marble Madness • Rose's Scabbard • Open Book • Shirt Club • Story for Steven • The Message • Political Power • The Return/Jail Break
Season 2	Full Disclosure • Joy Ride • Say Uncle • Love Letters • Reformed • Sworn to the Sword • Rising Tides, Crashing Skies • Keeping It Together • We Need to Talk • Chille Tid • Cry for Help • Keystone Motel • Onion Friend • Historical Friction • Friend Ship • Nightmare Hospital • Sadie's Song • Catch and Release • When It Rains • Back to the Barn • Too Far • The Answer • Steven's Birthday • It Could've Been Great • Message Received • Log Date 7 15 2
Season 3	Super Watermelon Island/Gem Drill • Same Old World • Barn Mates • Hit the Diamond • Steven Floats • Drop Beat Dad • Mr. Greg • Too Short to Ride • The New Lars • Beach City Drift • Restaurant Wars • Kiki's Pizza Delivery Service • Monster Reunion • Alone at Sea • Greg the Babysitter • Gem Hunt • Crack the Whip • Steven vs. Amethyst • Bismuth • Beta • Earthlings • Back to the Moon • Bubbled
Season 4	The Kindergarten Kid • Know Your Fusion • Buddy's Book • Mindful Education • Future Boy Zoltron • Last One Out of Beach City • Onion Gang • Gem Harvest • Three Gems and a Baby • Steven's Dream • Adventures in Light Distortion • Gem Heist • The Zoo • That Will Be All • The New Crystal Gems • Storm in the Room • Rocknaldo • Tiger Philanthropist • Room for Ruby • Lion 4: Alternate Ending • Doug Out • The Good Lars • Are You My Dad? • I Am My Mom
Season 5	Stuck Together • The Trial • Off Colors • Lars' Head • Dewey Wins • Gemcation • Raising the Barn • Back to the Kindergarten • Sadie Killer • Kevin Party • Lars of the Stars • Jungle Moon • Your Mother and Mine • The Big Show • Pool Hopping • Letters to Lars • Can't Go Back • A Single Pale Rose • Now We're Only Falling Apart • What's Your Problem? • The Question • Made of Honor • Reunited • Legs From Here to Homeworld • Familiar • Together Alone • Escapism • Change Your Mind
Film	Steven Universe: The Movie
Future	Little Homeschool • Guidance • Rose Buds • Volleyball • Bluebird • A Very Special Episode • Snow Day • Why So Blue? • Little Graduation • Prickly Pair • In Dreams • Bismuth Casual • Together Forever • Growing Pains • Mr. Universe • Fragments • Homeworld Bound • Everything's Fine • I Am My Monster • The Future
Shorts	Lion Loves to Fit in a Box • The Classroom Gems: What Are Gems? • We Are the Crystal Gems • The Classroom Gems: How Are Gems Made? • Unboxing • The Classroom Gems: Fusion • Cooking with Lion • Gem Karaoke • Steven Reacts • Video Chat • Steven's Song Time
Other	Crossover Nexus

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