Video Chat/Transcript

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Speaker	Dialogue
[Open Int. Steven's Room]
(Steven is seen calling Peridot through "Videophone" on a laptop.)
Peridot	Hello?
Steven	Hi, Peridot!
Peridot	Steven, can you hear me?
Steven	I-I can hear y-
Peridot	CAN YOU HEAR ME?!
Steven	I can hear y-
(Peridot fiddles with her tablet to increase the volume, while she grumbles loudly in frustration.)
Peridot	How do I work this stupid thing? Ahh! Steven?
Steven	Hi, Peridot!
Peridot	Steven! *laughs* Behold my resourceful genius! I figured out how to get Wi-Fi in the barn.
(Peridot shows Steven an active lawnmower outside the barn, remodeled into a modem.)
Peridot	The connection is fast enough to stream "Camp Pining Hearts" in all 1,080 p's! It took me a while, but let me tell you how I did it. So, I had to go through-
(Peridot's transmission begins glitching out.)
Steven	Peridot?
Peridot	So, there I was, face to face with one of those big-
(The transmission continues to glitch, as the signal gets interrupted with squealing noises.)
Steven	Peridot, you're breaking up.
Peridot	...running for my life with nothing but a-
(The transmission glitches again.)
Peridot	And then it bit me!-
(The transmission glitches once more.)
Peridot	And now the Wi-Fi works perfectly. What did you do today?
Steven	I learned how to do this.
(Steven does the "rubber pencil" trick for Peridot to see.)
Peridot	Whaaaat!? Lapis, get over here.
Lapis	Is that... Steven? *looks uneasy*
Peridot	Yes.
Lapis	Oh, no! Steven, what happened?!
Steven	Oh, you guys, it's fine. It's just a-
Lapis	How did he get trapped in there?! Why aren't you doing something?!
Peridot	Lapis, relax. It's just my communication pad.
(Lapis snatches Peridot's tablet.)
Lapis	Who did this to you?! Steven, I'll get you out of there! Where's your gem on this thing? I-I-
Steven	Lapis?
Lapis	I can't find it!
Peridot	What?
Lapis	He must be inside!
Steven	Wait-
Steven & Peridot	Lapis-
Peridot	It's just a screen! Sto-
(The transmission from Peridot's end suddenly cuts away.)
Steven	Oh geez!
(Steven crawls away out of his room, when Peridot's transmission returns.)
Peridot	Oh, thank the stars. I thought you were a goner.
Lapis	Step aside, Peridot. I have to free him.
Peridot	Lapis, no!
Lapis	*wielding a baseball bat* I'll save you Steven! I'll save you like you saved me!
Peridot	Calm down!
(Steven then comes running into the Barn.)
Steven	Wait! Stop! I'm fine!
Lapis	Steven! You're okay! *hugs Steven*
Lapis	Oh, sorry, Peridot.
Peridot	It's okay. Just take it easy with that bat.
(Just then, Lion's legs appear on the laptop's end of the video chat.)
Steven	Aww look. It's Lion. W-Wait, Lion. Lion, be careful! Lion, no!
(Lion knocks the laptop out of Steven's room, causing the connection to end.)
Steven	Noooo! *runs frantically out of the Barn* That was Connie's laptop! LION!
Lapis	He should really be more careful with other people's stuff.
Peridot	*unamused* Hmm...
(Peridot ends the call as well.)
[END]