| Speaker
| Dialogue
|
| The short begins with Steven calling Peridot through "Videophone" on a laptop.
|
| Peridot
| Hello?
|
| Steven
| Hi, Peridot!
|
| Peridot
| Steven, can you hear me?
|
| Steven
| I-I can hear y --
|
| Peridot
| [Shouting] Can you hear me?!
|
| Steven
| [Louder] I can hear y --
|
| Peridot fiddles with her tablet to increase the volume.
|
| Peridot
| [Grumbles] How do I work this stupid thing? Ahh! Steven?
|
| Steven
| Hi, Peridot!
|
| Peridot
| Steven! [Laughs] Behold my resourceful genius! I figured out how to get Wi-Fi in the barn. The connection is fast enough to stream "Camp Pining Hearts" in all 1,080 p's. It took me a while, but let me tell you how I did it. So, I had to go through...
|
| The signal cuts on the beeping computer.
|
| Steven
| Peridot?
|
| Peridot
| So, there I was, face to face with one of those big --
|
| The signal continues to receive interruptions and make the static squeal.
|
| Steven
| Peridot, you're breaking up.
|
| Peridot
| ...running for my life with nothing but a --
|
| The signal cuts once more.
|
| Peridot
| And then it bit me!
|
| The signal cuts once more.
|
| Peridot
| And now the Wi-Fi works perfectly. What did you do today?
|
| Steven
| I learned how to do this.
|
| Steven does "the rubber pencil" trick.
|
| Peridot
| What? Lapis, get over here.
|
| Lapis
| Is that Steven?
|
| Peridot
| Yes.
|
| Lapis
| Oh, no! Steven, what happened?
|
| Steven
| Oh, you guys, it's fine. It's just a --
|
| Lapis
| How did he get trapped in there? Why aren't you doing something?
|
| Peridot
| Lapis, relax. It's just my communication pad.
|
| Lapis picks up Peridot's tablet.
|
| Lapis
| Who did this to you? Steven, I'll get you out of there. Where's your gem on this thing? I-I --
|
| Steven
| Lapis?
|
| Lapis
| can't find it!
|
| Peridot
| What?
|
| Lapis
| He must be inside.
|
| Steven
| Wait --
|
| Steven and Peridot
| Lapis --
|
| Peridot
| It's just a screen! Sto --
|
| (Video Chat from Peridot breaks)
|
| Steven
| Oh, geez.
|
| Steven crawls away and makes his way to the Barn. The chat resumes after he leaves.
|
| Peridot
| Oh, thank the stars. I thought you were a goner.
|
| Lapis
| Step aside, Peridot. I have to free him.
|
| Peridot
| Lapis, no!
|
| Lapis
| I'll save you Steven! I'll save you like you saved me!
|
| Peridot
| Calm down!
|
| Steven enters the Barn.
|
| Steven
| Wait! Stop! I'm fine!
|
| Lapis
| Steven! You're okay!
|
| Lapis hugs Steven.
|
| Lapis
| Oh, sorry, Peridot.
|
| Peridot
| It's okay. Just take it easy with that bat.
|
| Steven
| Aw, look. It's Lion. W-Wait, Lion. Lion, be careful! Lion, no!
|
| Lion knocks over the laptop, ending the connection.
|
| Steven
| No! That was Connie's laptop! Lion!
|
| Lapis
| He should really be more careful with other people's stuff.
|
| Peridot
| Mmh.
|
| The call and episode ends.
|
