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Dialogue
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| [Open Int. Steven's Room]
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| (Steven is seen calling Peridot through "Videophone" on a laptop.)
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| Peridot
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Hello?
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| Steven
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Hi, Peridot!
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| Peridot
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Steven, can you hear me?
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| Steven
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I-I can hear y-
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| Peridot
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CAN YOU HEAR ME?!
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| Steven
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I can hear y-
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| (Peridot fiddles with her tablet to increase the volume, while she grumbles loudly in frustration.)
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| Peridot
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How do I work this stupid thing? Ahh! Steven?
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| Steven
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Hi, Peridot!
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| Peridot
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Steven! *laughs* Behold my resourceful genius! I figured out how to get Wi-Fi in the barn.
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| (Peridot shows Steven an active lawnmower outside the barn, remodeled into a modem.)
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| Peridot
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The connection is fast enough to stream "Camp Pining Hearts" in all 1,080 Ps! It took me a while, but let me tell you how I did it. So, I had to go through-
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| (Peridot's transmission begins glitching out.)
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| Steven
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Peridot?
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| Peridot
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So, there I was, face to face with one of those big-
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| (The transmission continues to glitch, as the signal gets interrupted with squealing noises.)
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| Steven
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Peridot, you're breaking up.
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| Peridot
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...running for my life with nothing but a-
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| (The transmission glitches again.)
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| Peridot
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And then it bit me!-
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| (The transmission glitches once more.)
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| Peridot
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And now the Wi-Fi works perfectly. What did you do today?
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| Steven
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I learned how to do this.
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| (Steven does the "rubber pencil" trick for Peridot to see.)
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| Peridot
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Whaaaat!? Lapis, get over here.
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| Lapis
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Is that... Steven? *looks uneasy*
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| Peridot
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Yes.
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| Lapis
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Oh, no! Steven, what happened?!
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| Steven
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Oh, you guys, it's fine. It's just a-
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| Lapis
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How did he get trapped in there?! Why aren't you doing something?!
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| Peridot
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Lapis, relax. It's just my communication pad.
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| (Lapis snatches Peridot's tablet.)
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| Lapis
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Who did this to you?! Steven, I'll get you out of there! Where's your gem on this thing? I-I-
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| Steven
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Lapis?
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| Lapis
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I can't find it!
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| Peridot
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What?
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| Lapis
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He must be inside!
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| Steven
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Wait-
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| Steven & Peridot
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Lapis-
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| Peridot
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It's just a screen! Sto-
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| (The transmission from Peridot's end suddenly cuts away.)
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| Steven
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Oh geez!
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| (Steven crawls away out of his room, when Peridot's transmission returns.)
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| Peridot
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Oh, thank the stars. I thought you were a goner.
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| Lapis
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Step aside, Peridot. I have to free him.
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| Peridot
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Lapis, no!
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| Lapis
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*wielding a baseball bat* I'll save you Steven! I'll save you like you saved me!
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| Peridot
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Calm down!
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| (Steven then comes running into the Barn.)
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| Steven
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Wait! Stop! I'm fine!
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| Lapis
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Steven! You're okay! *hugs Steven*
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| Lapis
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Oh, sorry, Peridot.
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| Peridot
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It's okay. Just take it easy with that bat.
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| (Just then, Lion's legs appear on the laptop's end of the video chat.)
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| Steven
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Aww look. It's Lion. W-Wait, Lion. Lion, be careful! Lion, no!
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| (Lion knocks the laptop out of Steven's room, causing the connection to end.)
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| Steven
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Noooo! *runs frantically out of the Barn* That was Connie's laptop! LION!
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| Lapis
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He should really be more careful with other people's stuff.
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| Peridot
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*unamused* Hmm...
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| (Peridot ends the call as well.)
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| [END]
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