| Speaker
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Dialogue
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| The short begins with Steven calling Peridot through "Videophone" on a laptop.
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| Peridot
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Hello?
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| Steven
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Hi, Peridot!
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| Peridot
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Steven, can you hear me?
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| Steven
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I-I can hear y --
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| Peridot
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[Shouting] Can you hear me?!
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| Steven
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[Louder] I can hear y --
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| Peridot fiddles with her tablet to increase the volume.
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| Peridot
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[Grumbles] How do I work this stupid thing? Ahh! Steven?
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| Steven
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Hi, Peridot!
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| Peridot
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Steven! [Laughs] Behold my resourceful genius! I figured out how to get Wi-Fi in the barn. The connection is fast enough to stream "Camp Pining Hearts" in all 1,080 p's. It took me a while, but let me tell you how I did it. So, I had to go through...
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| The signal cuts on the beeping computer.
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| Steven
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Peridot?
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| Peridot
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So, there I was, face to face with one of those big --
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| The signal continues to receive interruptions and make the static squeal.
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| Steven
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Peridot, you're breaking up.
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| Peridot
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...running for my life with nothing but a --
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| The signal cuts once more.
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| Peridot
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And then it bit me!
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| The signal cuts once more.
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| Peridot
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And now the Wi-Fi works perfectly. What did you do today?
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| Steven
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I learned how to do this.
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| Steven does "the rubber pencil" trick.
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| Peridot
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What? Lapis, get over here.
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| Lapis
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Is that Steven?
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| Peridot
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Yes.
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| Lapis
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Oh, no! Steven, what happened?
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| Steven
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Oh, you guys, it's fine. It's just a --
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| Lapis
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How did he get trapped in there? Why aren't you doing something?
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| Peridot
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Lapis, relax. It's just my communication pad.
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| Lapis picks up Peridot's tablet.
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| Lapis
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Who did this to you? Steven, I'll get you out of there. Where's your gem on this thing? I-I --
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| Steven
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Lapis?
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| Lapis
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can't find it!
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| Peridot
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What?
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| Lapis
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He must be inside.
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| Steven
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Wait --
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| Steven and Peridot
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Lapis --
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| Peridot
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It's just a screen! Sto --
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| (Video Chat from Peridot breaks)
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| Steven
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Oh, geez.
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| Steven crawls away and makes his way to the Barn. The chat resumes after he leaves.
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| Peridot
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Oh, thank the stars. I thought you were a goner.
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| Lapis
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Step aside, Peridot. I have to free him.
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| Peridot
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Lapis, no!
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| Lapis
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I'll save you Steven! I'll save you like you saved me!
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| Peridot
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Calm down!
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| Steven enters the Barn.
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| Steven
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Wait! Stop! I'm fine!
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| Lapis
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Steven! You're okay!
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| Lapis hugs Steven.
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| Lapis
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Oh, sorry, Peridot.
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| Peridot
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It's okay. Just take it easy with that bat.
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| Steven
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Aw, look. It's Lion. W-Wait, Lion. Lion, be careful! Lion, no!
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| Lion knocks over the laptop, ending the connection.
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| Steven
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No! That was Connie's laptop! Lion!
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| Lapis
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He should really be more careful with other people's stuff.
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| Peridot
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Mmh.
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| The call and episode ends.
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