Warp Tour/Transcript

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[Open Int. Flower Meadow]

Pearl: I can't believe that went so well!

Amethyst: That was kinda great when you hit it with your spear and it went, like, "bing-bong!" *makes explosion sounds*

Pearl: *blushes* And the way you were circling around it almost looked like strategy.

Amethyst: *laughs and blushes* Well, you know, I can do that stuff, too.

(Garnet ejects a gemstone, Steven walks out of a meadow and follows with a runny nose and eyes.)

Steven: Wait up! *out of breath* Sorry I couldn't help much, I think the flowers are making me— *sneezes on Garnet's hip* Sorry, Garnet.

Garnet: I'll live.

Pearl: Oh, Steven, you're supposed to sneeze into your antecubital fossa.

Steven: My what? 

Pearl: Your... this thing. *points to inner elbow*

(Steven looks at his elbow as they warp out)

Steven: *gasping* Ah-ahh!

Amethyst: Do it at Pearl! *points at Pearl*

Pearl: Steven, your fossa! 

Steven: Ah-CHOO! *Steven is propelled upward and his head sticks out of the warp stream*

Pearl: Oh!

Steven: Waah! Wha? *breathing heavily* Whoa.

(Steven floats partially out of the warp stream and is able to see Warp Space. He then sees another warp stream carrying a small object.)

Steven: Huh? Waah!  

Pearl: *pulling Steven back into the stream* Careful! It's dangerous to stick your head out of the stream! 

Garnet: There's not much air, and it's very cold. *flicks frozen snot off Steven's nostrils*

Steven: You guys, I saw something out there! 

Pearl: What?

Steven: Something warping! 

Pearl: Steven, that's not possible. Is your vision blurry from the pollen?

Steven: I can see perfectly, *squints* Pearl. I know there's something out there!

Garnet: There's nothing out there, Steven. There hasn't been anything else for a long, long time.

[Int. the Beach House at nighttime. Steven is lying in bed staring at the ceiling.]

Steven: *beginning to fall asleep, he snaps himself awake* Ugh! Uh... *looks at Warp Pad*

(Refrigerator door opens.)

Steven: Aaah! Amethyst! 

Amethyst: *munching* Hey, Steven! Want some macaroni cheese? (munching continues)

Steven: *sighs* *refrigerator door closes* W-wait! I can't sleep.

Amethyst: Why? Are you scared of that thing you saw warping right into the house and attacking you in your sleep?! 

Steven: ...No...

Amethyst: Oh, good! Good. Nighty night! Don't let the warp monster bite! Pffft! *loud laughter as she reenters her room*

Steven: *sighs* Looks like I'm not sleeping tonight. *reloads water gun*

[Time skip to morning the next day. Steven is asleep, leaning against the front door, water gun in hand.]

Pearl: *sing-song* Steven~ *poking Steven* we've got a surprise for you...

Steven: Aah! Aghh! *sprays Pearl*

Pearl: Gah! *falls on floor*

Steven: Oh, Pearl.

Garnet: *standing next to Pearl holding a tray* Now you're not getting any cookies.

Amethyst: Cookies?! I'll take 'em!

Garnet:  *whistles*

Amethyst: *grabs tray of cookies and munches them*

Garnet: Slow down, Amethyst.

Steven: I'm sorry, Pearl. I just, I guess I didn't...

Garnet: Didn't sleep. *has finger on chin pensively*

Steven: *yawns* Maybe.

Pearl: Oh, Steven! *wipes water out of eye* This isn't about the thing you think you saw outside the warp stream yesterday, is it?

Amethyst: *throws tray, making a clang sound*

Steven: But it was real! Something was warping somewhere in the warp!

Pearl: *puts both hands on Steven's cheeks* Listen. Nothing on Earth can use the warps but us. Do you understand? *Steven looks away* Steven, nod in agreement if you understand. Nod in agreement— 

Garnet: I'm confident Pearl is right. *both look at Garnet* But if it'll make you feel better, we can just go check.

(Steven removes Pearl's hands off of his cheeks and nods, smiling gratefully)

(Steven warps the gems back to the meadow)

Garnet: Nothing unusual.

Steven: Ah-ahh - Ahh-choo! 

Garnet: Bless you.

(Steven warps the gems to the geode)

Pearl: Nothing here, either. And the geode is holding nicely.

(Steven warps the gems to the Sky Spire)

Amethyst: Whoa! Now that's something!

(Steven Jr. is seen nearby with kids)

Amethyst: Heh. Steven Jr.'s been busy. *laughs* This makes you a grandpa!

Garnet: *rubs Steven's head gently* Congratulations.

Steven: Hey! We're getting off task here!

Pearl: We've looked all over! There's nothing out here to find! 

Steven: *mumbles and rolls eyes* But you're wrong..

Pearl: Excuse me?!

Steven: *looks at Pearl* I-I mean.

Pearl: Nothing on Earth can use these warps but us!

Steven: Well, what if it came from space?

Pearl: I-... don't appreciate your tone.

(Steven warps the gems to the Galaxy Warp)

Pearl: *walks towards to the homeworld warp* These are the warps that once connected us to other planets. If something tried to come from space, it would be through here. But wait! This warp pad is broken, marked inactive by the very depressed cartoon breakfast sticker you placed here yourself! 

Amethyst: *walks up to Steven* Look, Pearl's right, like usual. Ugh! You get used to it.

Garnet: *places hand on Steven's head, Steven grabs it and looks up at her* We're safe.

Steven: *looks at homeworld warp* Well, I guess so.

(Steven places his hand beside the Crying Breakfast Friends sticker, unhappy)

(All sigh in relief)

Amethyst: Oh, man! Finally! That took all day.

Garnet: It was important to make Steven feel secure.

Pearl: Yes, Steven feels much better now.

(Steven gets angrier as they speak. He gets up and faces the gems)

Steven: I'm a little tired... of you guys telling me how I feel! I know I saw something outside the stream!

Pearl: And I know you didn't!

(Steven gets upset)

(Pearl and Steven argue)

(Pearl: You don't tell me - what I already know! - Steven: Why is it so hard to just "listen to Steven"? You don't care what I have to say! You just want to do it your way!)

(Amethyst and Garnet both look at each other)

(Amethyst and Garnet look at Steven and Pearl)

Amethyst: Uh, this is new. I kind of like it.

Pearl: *rolling her eyes* Steven, you just don't know what you're talking about.

Steven: It sounds like, maybe, you don't know what I'm talking about!

(Beat)

Pearl: Ugh! 

Garnet: *getting in between them* Okay, Steven, that's enough. Let it go.

[Int. the Beach House. Amethyst's door opens, Amethyst walks in and sees Steven sitting in front of the warp pad)

Amethyst: *friendly* Hey, dude.

(Steven looks up at Amethyst then back to the warp pad)

Amethyst: *walks up to Steven* You still on about that thing in the stream?

(Steven shrugs)

Amethyst: Uh, what'cha eating? *points at a bowl of macaroni*

Steven: Macaroni and nothing. *eats macaroni*

Amethyst: Ugh. Whatever. *starts walking towards door* We can hang out again when you stop being such a sad sack. *closes door*

Steven: Ugh! Why am I doing this? Fine. I give up! Steven was wrong and everyone else was right! Nothing's going to come through that warp pad!

(Flask Robonoid crashes through ceiling)

Steven: *gasps* *laughing* You were the thing in the warp stream! *looking at the hole in the ceiling* You did come from space! *gasps* You're trying to get to the warp pad, aren't ya? *the robot tries to get around Steven* Amethyst, come back! *the robonoid knocks him back and lands on his chest* Oof! I knew it! I did see something! Guys! I was right! *the robonoid tries to shoot Steven with a green goo* Waah! Guys! Come on! Check this out! *it continues to attack* Ow! Unh! *Steven grabs one of its legs and throws it at the warp pad* Aah! Sorry! Huh?

(The robonoid, now cracked, fixes the crack it made in the warp pad with its goo, then activates it)

Steven: Oh, no, you don't! *Steven leaps onto the robot* Garnet! Amethyst! Pe-e-e-arl!

(warp activates)

Steven: Where are you going?! Huh? *more flask robonoids appear* Y-you're coming from all over? *they all start to push Steven* Ow! Hey! Stop it! Whoa!

(Steven's head is forced out of the stream, he looks out and sees a dozen other warp streams carrying robonoids)

Steven: Unh! Huh? *trying to force his way back in* I won't let you— Unh!

(Steven is forced out of the stream and floats away, still clutching a robonoid)

Steven: *gasping for breath, then shivering* I was right. *chuckles weakly* And now I'm gonna die... a tired, frozen little... sad sack. *sound of a warp stream activating* Huh?

(Garnet grabs Steven as he floats, Steven shivers then gasps for air while holding on to Garnet)

Garnet: Take deep breaths. *picking up the robonoid* So, this is what you saw.

Steven: *tearfully* I don't care about that! 

Garnet: I do. *adjusts her visor* I should've listened to you. *smiling* You're a Crystal Gem, too.

(Steven grins at Garnet gratefully)

Pearl: Steven, *catching up to them in the warp stream* are you okay?! Amethyst heard the warp pad activate, and Garnet said you were floating outside the stream and *looks at the Flask Robonoid* Uh..! What is that?

Steven: You don't know?

Amethyst: Whoooah, that thing's far out.

Steven: It's some kind of space robot. There were tons of them! And it looked like they were all going to the same place.

(Steven and Gems arrive at the Galaxy Warp, the robonoid drops on the ground and walks up towards the homeworld warp. All robonoids are shooting goo on the homeworld warp, the gems run towards them.)

Pearl: What are they doing to the homeworld warp?!

Amethyst: There's a million of them! *the robonoids back off as the homeworld warp appears good as new* They fixed it?!

Steven: *looks at Amethyst* What does that mean?

(Pearl cuts between Garnet and Amethyst)

Pearl: *gasps* I... don't know!

(The homeworld warp activates, all gasp)

(Garnet grabs the gems and hides behind a tall rock)

Garnet: *grunts* Huah! 

(Unidentified gem arrives, looks around, and gently stomps on the homeworld warp)

Unidentified gem: Hmm.

Pearl: *whispering* Who is that?

Garnet: *whispering* No idea.

Peridot: *opening a screen* Log date: 312. This is Peridot, performing Earth hub maintenance check. (a robonoid crawls up her shoulder)

Steven: Peridot. Her name is Peridot! *Pearl and Amethyst cover his mouth*

Peridot: Warp repair a success. All 79 flask robonoids deployed and accounted for. Preparing to locate and manually reactivate Kindergar— *gasps*

(The damaged robonoid tries to crawl up her leg, then lays down and rolls back and forth)

Steven: Aww. The little ones are like her babies.

(Peridot, annoyed, steps on the robonoid and pushes on it until it pops.)

Steven: *gasps* (Steven covers his mouth as Amethyst and Pearl raise their hands, Steven waves his hand at both of them and gets back down)

Peridot: Now to access the domestic warp. *she walks down the stairs* Huh? *picks up the Crying Breakfast Friends sticker* Huh. *looks around* This site may have been compromised. *walks back on the homeworld warp and places a green bleeping stone as she warps*

(The stone explodes and all of the robonoids deactivate.)

Pearl: *fearful* They're coming back! I can't do this! *covers her face with hands* Not again! 

Amethyst: We're dead! We are so dead!

Steven: Was that another gem? Where did she come from? What was she trying to do? *Garnet starts to walk up towards the homeworld warp* Huh?

Garnet: It doesn't matter. *summons giant gauntlets*

Steven and Amethyst: Whoah...

(Everyone stares at Garnet as she smashes the homeworld warp)

Garnet: *grunting* She's not coming back!

[End]